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PeterParker is connected
Tony is connected
Pepper is connected
Steve is connected
Sharon is connected
Natasha is connected
Bruce is connected
Thor is connected
Wanda is connected
Sam is connected
Clint is connected
Loki is connected

Wanda: Guys I want to apologize for my outburst last time, Magneto made me upset and I let it out on you guys, I'm sorry

Natasha: It's okay Wanda, we only want to see you happy

Clint: Yeah kid, don't mention it

PeterParker: KILL ME PLEASE

Steve: Are you okay Peter?

PeterParker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tony: 🔫 what happened? Just tell me and I'll deal with it

PeterParker: It's Bucky 😞

Tony: Perfect!

Pepper: TONY PUT THAT TORPEDO DOWN

Tony: 😢

Pepper: What is it Peter?

PeterParker: IT'S BUCKY'S FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND HE HAS ALREADY MADE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE 😡😤

Loki: Yes young Parker, let the hate flow through your body and mind

Thor: Brother! You are not helping 😒

Loki: 😊

Natasha: Peter it's okay, they are just a bunch of idiotic teenagers, who else would want to be friends with Bucky?

Steve: 😐

Sam: 😐

Sharon: ditto Nat

Steve:....

PeterParker: You don't get it!! Half the school already hates me but now that Bucky is hanging out with Flash it got worse 😒

Sam: I never would've thought Bucky could be popular, wow you must be lame Parker

Wanda: Sam!

Bruce: I wasn't popular either Peter, it will end eventually, trust me, how bad can it be?

PeterParker: THEY KEEP CALLING ME PENIS PARKER!

Tony: 😂😂 That's clever

Clint: A bit haha

PeterParker: OH C'MON

Bucky is connected

Bucky: Guys! I didn't remember going to school be so cool 😀

PeterParker: 😐

Bucky: I don't know why you complain Peter, I've only been here a day and everyone likes me! The teacher let me eat in class, a girl let me copy her quizz, and some random kid keeps giving me money 😀

PeterParker: we aren't supposed to eat in class! 😑 Ms Smith once kicked me out for eating gum ._.

Bucky: That's weird, she let me eat cereal

Sharon: okay....why would you eat cereal in school and how??

Bucky: First, cereal is delicious, second, you put a  cereal box in your backpack and take a gallon of milk, it's only logic Sharon

Sharon:  😐

Sam: Okay Parker if Bucky manages to be popular even when eating cereal in a classroom you are very lame

Loki: Parker it's your time to take revenge upon your foes, will you let them call you lame?

PeterParker: 😠 I will not

Loki: That's right, defend your honor Parker

Bruce: Loki! What the heck man?! I thought you were nice again

Loki: I change like the wind Bruce

Thor: Loki...

Loki: What?

Thor: stop

Loki: no

Thor: please

Loki: no

Thor: LOKI

Loki: 😘

Thor: Ahhh

Valkirye is connected

Valkyrie: What the hell are you idiots doing?

Loki: First, I really hope you only include Banner and Thor in "idiots" and second, how did you get here?

Heimdall: Me

Loki: Why am I not surprise?

Heimdall: Don't talk to me, I'm still pissed with you

Tony: What happened?

Heimdall: He fired me 😒

Loki: Well yes, not only because you knew who I was but also because you were too busy minding other people's lives instead of guarding Asgard

Heimdall: LIKE I SAID I'M NOT TALKING WITH YOU

Thor: He does have a point Heimdall

Valkyrie: I second that, you are pretty crappy

Heimdall: OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE I SAVED YOUR ASSES

Valkirye: In the last minute!

Heimdall: Oh you shut up

Bruce: Hey -.- no one talks to her like that

Heimdall: You know what? Forget it, I'm leaving

Loki: Finally

Heimdall: I SAID I'M NOT TALKING WITH YOU

Thor: Heimdall please calm down

Heimdall: t(-.-t)

Heimdall has disconnected

Natasha: What the hell? I went over to the kitchen for less than a minute and I come back to see Heimdall is gone?

Loki: 😎 you are welcome

Valkyrie:

Thor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bruce: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Loki: 😒




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