Leather Pants

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Bird is connected
FrozenVirgin is connected
I'mGonnaMurderStark is connected

Bird: Who's I'mGonnaMurderStark?

FrozenVirgin: It's confusing; a lot of people want to kill him

I'mGonnaMurderStark: It's Natasha

Bird: Hey! What's up?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Not much, I am in a meeting with Fury and got bored

FrozenVirgin: He doesn't mind?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: He doesn't care

Bird: How did you change your user name?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: I asked Vision to do it, he hacked Tony

FrozenVirgin: Can he change mine?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: I'll do it, what do you want it to be?

FrozenVirgin: Captain Gorgeous

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Yeah...no, I have a better one

Bird: LOL

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Do you like it?

TightLeatherPants: Hahaha -_-

CreepyWitch is connected

CreepyWitch: hey

Bird: Hi Wanda

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Are you and Vision okay?

CreepyWitch: Yeah I guess

TightLeatherPants: What did he tell you?

CreepyWitch: O.o TightLeatherPants? Is it Steve?

Bird: Yes XD

TightLeatherPants: Anyways... what did Vision tell you?

CreepyWitch: :P Not much, just that he had meant the other sort of like and he also asked me if I had a ship, what does that mean?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: I'll explain it later, just ignore Stark

Stark is connected

Stark: Missed me? ;)

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Not really

Stark: Natasha?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Yep

TightLeatherPants: Stark, have you seen my laptop?

Stark: ROFL!!!! HAHAHA OMG!!! TIGHTLEATHERPANTS?!?! IT'S STEVE RIGHT?!

TightLeatherPants: Guys c'mon!! They aren't that tight

CreepyWitch: Yes they are

TightLeatherPants: I'm leaving

I'mGonnaMurderStark: I'll change your name Steve

Bird: Please don't xD

I'mGonnaMurderStark: There, better?

CaptainSparkle: .___.

CreepyWitch: I like that one!

Stark: Sounds Fab!

Fury is connected

Bird: Crap

Fury: Ms Romanoff, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Nothing...

Fury: You are supposed to be paying attention!

I'mGonnaMurderStark: I am, I heard all the blah's you said!

Stark: LOL

Fury: Don't make me give you all the one eye glare!

CaptainSparkle: I apologize in the name of my teammates, Fury

Fury: LOLOLOLOLOL!!! XD SPARKLE!!!!

CaptainSparkle: Seriously?

Fury: Ehem... Anyways what I wanted to say was that tomorrow I'm going to introduce you to another important Avenger

CreepyWitch: The one that kicked Sam's ass?

Bird: Hey! How did you know about that?!

CreepyWitch: Vision told me

Stark: I ship you!

CreepyWitch: What?

Fury: Focus People!! His name is Scott, he won't work physically with us for now but I will give him access to this chat room

Stark: Yay!

Fury: I will leave now, Romanoff you also have to leave, it's an order

I'mGonnaMurderStark: Fine

Fury is disconnected

I'mGonnaMurderStark is disconnected

CreepyWitch: :(

I'mGonnaMurderStark is connected

CaptainSparkle: ?

I'mGonnaMurderStark: You honestly thought I would listen to him? Pff! That's so Maria Hill

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