Sam needs a girlfriend

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Stark is connected
Paprika is connected
Flea is connected
SpiderBaby is connected
StillA90YearOldVirgin is connected
GrammarKGB is connected
ObiOneArm is connected
Chef is connected
Clint is connected
SammyTammy is connected

Stark: I guess you arrived to Wakanda already?

SpiderBaby: Well we arrived about 3 hours ago but T'Challa insisted on having a feast for us :3

Flea: We are now in our super awesome rooms

Paprika: the bed is so soft OMG!

GrammarKGB: I know!!

SammyTammy: I have a box full of chocolates in my room :) I have found heaven

ObiOneArm: GUYS I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

Chef: What is it?

ObiOneArm: THERE'S A STRANGE OBJECT IN THE BATHROOM

Stark: O.o

SammyTammy: How does it look?

ObiOneArm: It's some sort of bottle with soft liquid inside, it smells weird x(

GrammarKGB: Ehm Bucky?

ObiOneArm: yes?

GrammarKGB: does the liquid smells like "clean"?

ObiOneArm: I guess

SammyTammy: Bucky... that's shampoo

ObiOneArm: What am I supposed to do with it?

Flea: Wash your hair

ObiOneArm: Do people still do that?

Flea: They have never stopped ._.

ObiOneArm: NEITHER HAVE I, I ALWAYS WASH MY HAIR, WHY WOULD YOU ALL THINK THAT I DON'T?!? IT'S STUPID I AM SUPER CLEAN, I LOVE SHAMPOO, SHAMPOO IS THE BEST

StillA90YearOldVirgin: ....

Clint: So Stark, why didn't you come?

Stark: I have to deal with the company and stuff...

GrammarKGB: Hang in there Tony :)

Stark: Thanks Romanoff

ObiOneArm: what is that about? Is it because you broke up with your girlfriend?

Stark: -_-

StillA90YearOld: Bucky...shut up

Stark: Whatevs, I have to go now, bye

Stark has disconnected

Chef: I feel bad about him, he really needs Miss Potts

SpiderBaby: Is there anything we can do for Mr. Stark?

GrammarKGB: I can invite Pepper into the chat

Paprika: You mean like last time?

SammyTammy: You mean the time in which you told Vision to piss off?

Paprika:....

Chef: That is a yes

GrammarKGB: I have an idea!

Clint: wow

GrammarKGB: die

Paprika: What is it Nat?

GrammarKGB: I'll tell Pepper that it will be a ladies only chat BUT if you guys want to help you can change your usernames and we'll try to get them back together

Flea: Count me in!

ObiOneArm: Me too

SpiderBaby: Anything for Mr Stark

SammyTammy: I VOLUNTEER!!!

Chef: Sounds like a good idea

StillA90YearOldVirgin: :)

Paprika: So it's set

Flea: Guys

SammyTammy: yeah?

Flea: T'Challa just texted me he says he has a surprise for us

Meow is connected

Meow: How are you liking Wakanda?

Chef: It's a lovely place, thank you for your hospitality Your Highness

Meow: It's nothing really, please call me T'Challa

GrammarKGB: What's the surprise?

Meow: I might have a secret pool with a secret bar

SammyTammy: T'CHALLA, WAKANDA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!!!!

ObiOneArm: Yaaaaas!! :3

StillA90YearOldVirgin: LET'S GET SO DRUNK!!!

Paprika: Steve you can't get drunk

StillA90YearOldVirgin:... shush

SpiderBaby: Guys I can't drink

SammyTammy: What a baby

Flea: Let's drink!!!

Paprika: Scott you brought your daughter

Flea: LET'S DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!

SammyTammy: Is your aunt going?

SpiderBaby: She already got her swimsuit out

SammyTammy has disconnected

GrammarKGB: We need to get him a girlfriend

SpiderBaby: o.o



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