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Daddy issues

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Scott: Guys I was wondering if you could help me

Steve: Sure Scott, what do you need?

Scott: Well Father's day is coming and since Hope's dad, Hank, has done so much for me, the two of us are trying to give him a surprise but I don't have any idea of what could it be

Vision: Maybe you could try Pinterest

Natasha: hahaha

Steve:....I doubt we could be of any help

T'Challa: Everyone here is an orphan

PeterParker: Yep

T'Challa: I used to collect things of great value in the jungle and present them to my father

Thor: I would win battles and protect realms in his name

PeterParker: I once gave him a drawing

Mantis: Quill killed his father

Loki: Impressive! I hope we can discuss it later and share methods!

Thor: LOKI

PeterParker: Why did you kill your father?

Rocket: Cause he was gonna destroy the Galaxy

StarLord: He might have been my biological father but he wasn't my dad

Scott:....apparently everyone is orphan

Loki: Not Nebula, Gamora or Wanda

Scott: Oh cool! What are you getting for your dads?

Wanda: I won't speak to Magneto unless he apologizes for treating Vision the way he did

Gamora: Thanos murdered my real father, I refuse to call him one

Nebula: And I am going to murder him sadistically as soon as I have a chance

Scott: Noted....

Thor: Speaking of Fathers, where is ours Loki?

Loki: He is YOUR father

Thor: Fine then, where is he?

Loki:.... Oh I have forgotten to turn off the stove, bye

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Nebula: Psycho

Rocket: You just said you were going to murder Thanos and still call him a psycho?

Nebula: Shut up trash​ panda

StarLord: Hey! I am the only one who gets to call him like that! -.-

Gamora: Stop behaving like children!

Sam: I don't think we are helping Scott

Bucky: The only thing I know about dads is how to kill Stark's

Steve: WAY TO SOON BUCKY

Natasha: TOO DAMN SOON

Scott: Promise me that if my daughter ever asks for your advice, don't help her.

Bucky: I promise

Scott: Thanks, I think I might be the only one celebrating that day

PeterParker: Me too I guess, Mr Stark invited me over to the tower that day

Natasha: That's sweet

PeterParker: Should I get him something? Please don't tell him, I don't want to sound uncool but he has been the closest thing to a father for me ever since my dad and uncle Ben died

Steve: You would never sound uncool Parker

Wanda: I think you are the most amazing boy I've ever met Peter

PeterParker: Oh, thanks guys

Vision: Speaking of Stark, where is he?

Thor: He is with Stephen Strange if I recall correctly

Sam: 😑 I hate that guy

Bucky: You are only jelaous of him because Christine dumped you for him

Sam: t(-.-t)

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Tony: Oh hey everybody, what are you talking about?

Steve: Father's day

Tony: How depressing

Natasha: What about you guys? Where were you?

Bruce: Oh you know, hiding in the middle of nowhere

StephenS: Stark invited me to a cientific fair in Vegas

Tony: and one thing let to another...

StephenS: We ended up having a party in Switzerland

T'Challa: How?

Tony: Wrong jet, I think I'm still drunk

StephenS: Me too,I had the best time

Tony: Me too

Steve: Sounds like you two are really getting along

Tony: This might sound strange (no pun intended) but you are my other half Stephen

StephenS: You are like a brother to me Tony

Tony: Should we get  matching tattoos?

StephenS: HELL YEAH

Tony: Let's have a duet name!!

Bruce: but...Tony you already have a duet name with me....

Natasha: And a tattoo...in the weirdest place if we are being honest

Rocket: ._.

Tony: Don't be jealous Bruce I... WAIT STEPHEN I HAVE THE PERFECT NAME

StephenS: Which is it?!

Tony: AWESOME FACIAL HAIR BRO'S

StephenS: Oh Stark, it's so beautiful!

Tony: Let's go get it!

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Scott: Well thanks for the help...I think. I'm going to check out in Pinterest