KNB Oneshots

Jokester (TakaoxReader)

(A/N) I've been meaning to write a Takao oneshot for awhile now but never got the chance-more like ideas-to.

He's a bit weird here, I think...?

I wanted to try writing a silly oneshot XD dunno if I succeeded.

it's a bit rushed too, since I'm typing on my phone and I'm sleepy,

gomeen.

I hope you enjoy reading though ^-^

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke , © Fujimaki Tadatoshi.

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"Tada~" Takao playfully interrupted my sleep and placed something on my desk. "I present to you, my masterpiece!"

I got up and sighed roughly.

"..." I stared at the foreign object he had placed in front of me blandly. "What is that...?

"My masterpiece~"

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Like I said, it's my masterpiece." He sulked. "Remember how our art teacher asked each of us to make a sculpture out of clay and paint it..."

"Okay...And what's that?"

Takao sighed; feeling like his brilliant joke was being shut off. "It's a carrot."

"And why is a carrot wearing glasses?" I raised a brow.

He grinned as a new opportunity to make a joke presented itself. "C'mon, doesn't it remind you of someone~?"

"No." I retorted, deadpan. Though I had quite the good idea about what he was trying to get at.

He rolled his eyes and sat down in front of me. "It's your friendly neighborhood Tsundere~"

The moment those words escaped his mouth, a book flew from god knows where and broke his so called "sculpture".

"Takao..." A familiar voice hissed, and I immediately knew it was Midorima.

"Shin-chan, how cruel!" Takao sobbed jokingly. "Why would you do that~?"

"Stop spouting nonsense and let's go!"

"Well, whatever. It's a good thing that was a prototype." Takao mumbled as he flipped open his phone and put the screen within Midorima's view.

Midorima's face went pale and red with anger as soon as he set eyes on what Takao had opened on his screen. "WHAT. IS. THAT?!"

"It's the other prototypes~" Takao teased. "You see, I had a lot of free time on my hands."

"Throw them out immediately!" Midorima ordered, but Takao wasn't willing to listen.

"This is the original." He flipped through some pictures in his phone before finally showing it to me. "It makes the others look ugly right, (Name)-chan~?"

I nodded lazily, which didn't seem to please him.

"That reaction is no fun, (Name)-cha-"

Midorima pulled Takao's collar, interrupting his complaint. "We're leaving!"

"Ehh!? But I wanna stay with (Name)-chan!" Takao protested, knowing fully that if he went with Midorima, he'd be forced to do some 'slave-like' work.

Midorima ignored his protests and dragged him out the classroom.

"See you guys later~" I waved even though they were already out of sight.