Random thought....

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Jake has a small Dick.

I'm not high, just bored.

He literally has a small Dick.

Rich - Richard - Dick - small Dick

I ship RichJake, so that means Rich is Jake's. 

So the lesson of this story is that Jake has a small Dick/Rich.

I'm not high, I swear.

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