The Wedding Attire
by sloanranger
My sweet and Bonny Boy
I'm so verra verra happy,
now that you have gone
an' spoke wi' Mam n' Pappy.
I've seen 'oor treehoose way up high
and I love 'oor grand big tree;
it seems to almost touch the sky,
an' I can't wait to bed wi' ye.
I want to tell ye all aboot
the wedding clothes I've made.
I think ye'll find there's none afoot,
makes such a handsome blade.
I've made a skirt and one for you
slit right up the side.
They're verra verra breezy, too
and not too much do hide.
But though ye're skirt is verra high,
it's fetching and it fits;
no need for ye to be so shy,
hides all ye're bonny bits.
'Oor wedding clothes, that I've sewed,
they're made from monkey hide,
and bye-the-way, Horatio...
got lost, och ... he went outside.
(To be continued).
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A Winsome Lass & The Bonny Boy
RomanceTarzan meets Jane with a Scottish flavor, a humorous collaboration between @OwainGlyn and @sloanranger. We hope it gives you a smile. Bonny Boy & Winsome Lass have moved from: Part 1 - 'The Courtship,' to Part 2 - 'A Wedding.'
