A Winsome Lass & The Bonny Boy

Bonny Boy Reports

Bonny Boy Reports           

by Owain Glyn

I'm glad you like our little hoose

It cost me all I had

I got a discount on the bed

To use it I'll be glad.

I met ye're pappy yesterday

And bought him a wee dram

It seems he's got those hollow legs

And now it's skint I am!

He says he'll love me as a son

And I may have his daughter

He says that if you misbehave

That I should give no quarter!

Ye're mammy seems a sprightly sort

She's full of smiles and cheer

Mind you, that's a canny wart

She's got on her left ear!

I see you've met them Montagu's

Let me give some sound advice

Stay away from that Marie

I will not tell ye twice.

So come on lass, now set a date

And I'll go buy the ring

And on the day do not be late

That vicar cannae sing!!!!!

(To be continued).