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Hey Everyone,

It's a big wide wonderful world, and how wonderful to have a place like Wattpad to display our words and literary wares!

My 2 years on WP have brought me friends @seasofme & @OwainGlyn -  two superb writers and my two original buddies and partners in crime on WP; and others, too numerous to mention, although I'll try in another post : ) 

The primary thing WP has given me though is: PRACTICE. I've become a better writer due to the almost 1000 parts & pieces of work I've posted on this site and from reading watching and absorbing from the many, myriad, magnificent writers on this site.

A little about me - I've studied English Composition, Literature, Creative Writing and Poetry, but I have to say the bulk, and the most important part of my continuing education, is reading. I read - a lot.

I try to vary my reading and I try to read not only a vast assortment of books, but writers too. I'm not a book snob - though I have, and do, read classics. These days I'm reading much more fiction than non-fiction, I seem to find more truth there. 

I've won awards for poetry and for one of my short stories, and I've been published in a small trade magazine, so far.  But I hope to become more widely published one day. 

I'm proudest of my fiction and oddly enough, lately -  some of my better Limericks, which people find humorous & seem to be attracting some notice.

My greatest joy, other than my children, the natural world, my friends and God (not necessarily in that order), is entertaining people and making them laugh.

With over 15 short stories, a complete mystery novella, 2 serials, 24 poetry groups (including said Limericks), and 4 or 5 non-fiction essays - I do hope you can find something to your liking : )
In the name of blessed brevity, the ease to the reader, & to compete with the poetry (including my own), almost all my work is posted in parts of a half page to a page or less.

Joy...hugs - and hang in there, gang,

sloanranger / VLSloan


Literary Limericks

Literary Limericks

Poetry #10 / Historical Fiction #15
16 parts / 2 pages, updated Sep 18, 2014GVideo
Limericks about famous literary characters and favorite classic books.
2,289 reads votes 310 comments 442
Limericks II

Limericks II

Poetry #662
51 parts / 3 pages, updated Sep 17, 2014G
We aim to amuse ! More madcap Limericks - I hope they make you smile, again... and again : )
27,656 reads votes 1,449 comments 2,492
Acrostic  Soulmates

Acrostic Soulmates

Spiritual #95 / Romance #225
25 parts / 2 pages, updated Sep 16, 2014G
Spiritual poetry about the soul and the search for it's mate.
8,565 reads votes 678 comments 1,280
Haiku For Nicholas Nickleby

Haiku For Nicholas Nickleby

Spiritual #11 / Poetry #56
71 parts / 3 pages, updated Sep 14, 2014G
Haiku for my missing kitty, to engender good thoughts, wishes & creative ideas for his return, along with a bit of poetry for my friends : )
29,813 reads votes 1,929 comments 2,592


Poetry #283 / Humor #418
21 parts / 4 pages, updated Sep 13, 2014G
Mostly, pretty darn funny poetry!
8,099 reads votes 719 comments 1,202


21 parts / 6 pages, updated Sep 12, 2014G
Molly is a little cutey - and these are tiny vignettes of her life.
4,582 reads votes 555 comments 869


Poetry #346
100 parts / 5 pages, updated Sep 11, 2014PG-13
Limericks of all kinds - geared above all, to bring you a smile. Some are risqué and very funny, some sweet and very romantic Valentine Limericks : )
41,674 reads votes 2,678 comments 3,795
Tethered     -     20 Facetious Facts About Me

Tethered - 20 Facetious Facts About Me

2 pages, updated Aug 27, 2014G
A 'Tagged' satire. The improbable history of a little boy who found out he was a girl, then found out later that he was really a boy, but at the end finds out she really is a girl after all!
300 reads votes 33 comments 58
A Winsome Lass & The Bonny Boy

A Winsome Lass & The Bonny Boy

12 parts / 3 pages, updated Aug 26, 2014G
Tarzan meets Jane with a Scottish flavor, a humorous collaboration between @OwainGlyn and @sloanranger. We hope it gives you a smile. Bonny Boy & Winsome Lass have moved from: Part 1 - 'The Courtship,' to Part 2 - 'A Wedding.'
1,631 reads votes 251 comments 578


Poetry #284
20 parts / 3 pages, updated Aug 25, 2014G
Poems for love, lovers and yearning.
6,856 reads votes 570 comments 1,035
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