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It's a big wide wonderful world, and how wonderful to have a place like Wattpad to display our words and literary wares! 

In the interest of blessed brevity:  Parts are a page or Less 
    
Below is a list of what's on my site.

MOLLY... a little cutey in a gentler time  - 17  prts & posting
 
HUMOROUS SERIES with OWAIN GLYN - A WINSOME LASS & THE BONNY BOY - 11 poems.
 
NOVELLA: ARACHNIA , (mystery) Chapters 1 - 27  (81 parts) , and posting. 

FICTION: SHORT STORIES   

The Brooklyn Branglers -  6 parts
Camptown Lady - 20 parts
Guns Are For Show - 5 parts  
Jeremiah Was A Bull Frog - 12 parts  
Ernest Sibley's Last Epicurean Adventure - 15 parts
Opryland - 20 parts
Penny's From Heaven - 3 parts 
Sarah Jane - 8 parts.
Terrifying Tale of Angus Toper - 17 parts
Violent Green - 4 parts 

SEXY SHORT SHORTS  (NEW) : Santiago

WEEKLY SERIAL:  MY BLUE HAVEN 

A NEW Episode is posted each week. 
Episodes: 1 - 70 up & posting 

POETRY GROUPS

Acrostics  (14)  & other forms of spiritual poems about soulmates.
Dreamscapes - series beginning about dreams. 1.
Family Jewels - 6 pms
FANCIFUL FAIRY TALES - 7. 
Friends - 3 poems
FUTURE: SPEAK - (NEW) 1
Green, Green World - 7 - re: nature which I love.
HAIKU - 68 .
HAIKU For FINDING NICHOLAS NICKLEBY - 49.
Humor - Funny Stories & Jokes  - 3.
Incredible Edibles - 4 - Vegetable poetry!
LIMERICKS - 87 - (51 Valentines)
Literary Limericks (NEW) 8 .
MISCELLANEOUS - 17.
POESY - 17. (Atty entry)
POETRY - 17.
PASSING STRANGE - 17. 
Poesy Politique - 10.
SILVER SCREENINGS - 7 .
Silly, Experimental Stuff (NEW) - 3
Waves - Haiku & Short Sea Poems - 13.
Wordplay - 17.

NON-FICTION - short pieces  @Wpnonfic.

affirmation  -  3-year old girl tastes dirt with repercussions.
Echo the Elephant  -   eulogy for a wonderful elephant matriarch.
Good Scents   -   short piece about things that smell nice.  
Guardian of 3rd Avenue  -  a homeless man guards street.
Simple Rules For Writing Fiction   -   self explanatory.

Joy...

Hugs, sloanranger / VLSloan

Works

Arachnia

Arachnia

Mystery / Thriller #47 / General Fiction #131
82 parts / 29 pages, updated Apr 24, 2014G
Husbands keep getting dead around pretty Paula Miller. After her third bites the dust, friends Elaine and Cassie decide to start digging into Paula's past.
17,416 reads votes 1,057 comments 1,746
Acrostics

Acrostics

Spiritual #9 / Poetry #14
14 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 23, 2014G
Spiritual poetry about the soul and the search for it's mate.
2,203 reads votes 331 comments 656
Molly

Molly

Humor #258 / Romance #323
17 parts / 4 pages, updated Apr 21, 2014G
Molly is a little cutey - and these are tiny vignettes of her life. There's a standoff at Freddy's factory work-place. Tommy - the cabbie, has come to assist - and he's brought reinforcements.
2,686 reads votes 370 comments 603
Haiku

Haiku

Poetry #11 / Romance #178
68 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 21, 2014PG-13
Excepting the first five or six, all of these haiku are about lips and kissing. Some Haiku for you, sexy lips & a few, sweet, wine-touched kisses, too.
23,544 reads votes 1,687 comments 2,842
Silly, Experimental Stuff

Silly, Experimental Stuff

Fantasy #202 / Poetry #281
3 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 20, 2014G
tags / alliteration
207 reads votes 48 comments 112
Haiku For Nicholas Nickleby

Haiku For Nicholas Nickleby

Poetry #146 / Romance #748
50 parts / 2 pages, updated Apr 19, 2014G
Haiku for my missing kitty, to engender good thoughts, wishes & creative ideas for his return, along with a bit of poetry for my WP friends : )
5,944 reads votes 971 comments 1,600
My Blue Haven    -     A  Weekly Serial

My Blue Haven - A Weekly Serial

70 parts / 27 pages, updated Apr 17, 2014G
The two cousins and the young woman Shanghai-ed from China, have escaped their slave labor camp in Panama, and have made their way north to Mexico.
6,978 reads votes 863 comments 1,614
Waves

Waves

12 parts / 1 page, updated Apr 13, 2014G
Short poems featuring the sea and other bodies of - or near - water.
1,864 reads votes 269 comments 343
Future: Speak

Future: Speak

1 page, updated Apr 12, 2014G
54 reads votes 13 comments 20
Limericks

Limericks

88 parts / 5 pages, updated Apr 12, 2014PG-13
Limericks of all kinds - hope they bring you a smile. Valentine Limericks (51) and many, many others : )
18,219 reads votes 1,856 comments 3,004
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