𝐌𝐑. 𝐏𝐀𝐘𝐍𝐄 ✧ 𝘻𝘪𝘢𝘮

eight

i'm sorry this chapter wasn't posting i don't know why it keeps doing that to me :( this part ain't even that explicit lmao.

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louis: hey slut

louis: hi slut

louis: zayn you slut wtf

zayn: what do you want?

louis: oh how nice of you to finally talk to me are you done getting dicked down??

zayn: i never got to :( mr payne cancelled 💔

zayn: we had a bit of fun on facetime though lol 😋

louis: wow you're such a whore now z

zayn: lol shut up he's gorgeous ok

louis: yeah okay whore

louis: when do I get to meet him?

zayn: he's not my boyfriend i can't just introduce you guys wtf

louis: so what are y'all fuckbuddies

zayn: idk :/ probably

zayn: I doubt he wants to be in a relationship with an 18 year old

louis: ok whtever at least you're fucking him lucky ass

zayn: I suppose, I've only seen the man in person like twice and I already really like him :(

louis: smh you're just supposed to be fcking for revenge not falling in love what is wrong with you

zayn: he's nice and funny and cute and gorgeous and we like some of the same things :( it's hard not to like like the guy

louis: how about you keep fcking him for a few more weeks then when you think you're really truly falling for the guy you tell me and then I'll fuck him so you won't like him anymore cause he's fucked me

zayn: what the fuck no lou what's wrong with you

louis: he's fcking hot zayn and I'm pissed I told you to fuck before I got to 😤

zayn: yes he's mine so you snooze you lose thanks bye

louis: well he's not really yours is he? 😈

zayn: okay ha ha really funny louis stop it

louis: chill it's a joke

louis: I'll just """"run"""" into him at the market or something lol

zayn: stop

zayn: what is wrong with you

zayn: do not do anything to him

zayn: I mean it louis

louis: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

zayn: if you do anything I'll tell harry about what happened two weeks ago

louis: fuck you don't do that

zayn: I'm sure harry would love to know all about how you fcked Eleanor after you dropped him off at home 💁🏽‍♂️

zayn: just a week after you told him that you were done with Eleanor AND I'll tell him how you two had a pregnancy scare 🤷🏽‍♂️

louis: fuck you zayn I told you all that in confidence