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Q: Who was the most racist president: George H. W. Bush, William J. Clinton, George W. bush or Barack Obama?

A:Clinton. He hid from the black guy between the bushes.

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This one is dedicated to @amandayez becuz of the comment in the last update that made me happeh. :)))

WUD UP MY HOME BISCUITS???

I SRSLY CANT BELIEVE U GUYS GOT THE VOTES THAT FAST LIKE HOLY SHIP MAN. ITS JUST SO CRAY SQUARED!!! and only 1 person left a comment in the last update (who I mentioned above) so I dedicated the others to who i did cuz of the reasons that i listed, if ya didnt read them, then o well.

HOLY FACK SHIZ TARDS WE R AT THE 100TH FUNNY THINGY AND ITS JUST SO FRICKIN CRAZY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND LOOK AT THE VOTES AND READS FOR THIS THING!!!!!!! I JUST CANT BELIEVE THIS ITS JUST LIKE CRAZY INSANE MAN. 

I do plan on getting this to 200 chappy/funny/things, so that means that this is halfway finished. i just dont understand it..........

ANYHOOZLEEEEES i think i'll set the next goal to 1000 votes??? ik thats like 2 or 3 times more than usual, but u guys r getting good at votes and such, so y not have a challenge? plus i have weekend homework, so I'll need to take a break from my laptop, and phone (which both together are basically my life besides One Direction and sports). 

IDK WUT ELSE 2 SAY SO IMMA LIST RANDOM THINGZ BOUT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW:

I HAVE A 4H EVENT THINGY 2MARRO.

I GOT MY NEW SOFTBALL STUFFS 2 DAY. (cleats, batting gloves, socks, bat, batting helmet, etc.)

I FIGURED OUT THAT IM ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT PITCHING. (WHO KNEW?)

MY PHONE IS BRILLIAM.

ONE DIRECTION IS ABSOLUTELY 100% PERFECTION.

THIS WEEK SUCKED AND WAS VERY BORING.

I MIGHT (or might not) DYE THE ENDS OF HAIR OR SOMETHING KOOL LIKE THAT.

EMINEM IS DA BOMB, (NOT RLLY ABT MY LIFE BUT WUTEVS)

im done. BYES ERVRYOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

- CRAZY MOFO LILLIN$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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