At lunchtime at a Catholic school, a nun put a bowl of apples on the end of the table with a note on it saying "Take one, God is watching." On the other side of the table, a little boy put a bowl of cookies with a note saying, "Take as many as wanted, God is watching the apples".
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HEY THERE ERVRY OOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!
PREPARE YO SEELVES 4 A VERY LONG AUTHORS NOTE!
hehehe looks like i havent updated in a while. :O O WEELZ I IS BACK NOW. BUT ERR MY GAWD THANKS FOR ALL DA VOTES AND COMMENTS AND THINGS!! SOFTBALL STARTED THIS WEEK AND HOLY FUDGLES IM SO FREAKIN HAPPEH!!!!!!!!!! IVE MISSED IT SO MUCH!!! DO ANY OF U GUYS PLAY? IF SO, WHAT POSITION? U SHOULD TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! CUZ THAT WOULD B KOOL, MAN. IMMA KOOL KAT, SO YES. I JUST SPELLED KOOL WITH A K. AND I DID IT AGAIN. WUT WUT MUDDA FUKAS!!! LOL SRRY BOUT MY CRAY SQUARED LANUGUAGE BUT I SHANT TAKE IT BACK :))))
lol okies im done with that. :)
Next Update Requrements (PWEEZ!!!)
900 Votes
SO NOW HURRY YOUR @$$ES UP WITH THE VOTES MAN!! lol jay kays :)) this time i shall stick with the number 4 votes tho, cuz ive noticed i havent been, but im sure none of yous mind. ^_^
Headlights (clean) by Eminem on da side cuz im listening 2 that right now AND I JUST FREAKIN LOVE IT AND IM JUST HAPPEH THAT HE FINALLY APOLOGIZED 2 HIS MUMZY!!! :DDD but im sure not a lot of u love Slim Shady as much as i do, so mayb possibly u could request a song or artist? tell meh thru a comment! :D
also, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN... *counts on fingers* .... 17 FREAKIN DAYS MAN!!!! IMMA B 14 SOOOOOOOOOON!!!! anyways, as u can tell, im really excited abt that. :))
**CONTESTY THINGY**
Since the next update will b 100, i wanna dedicate the next 5 2 commentors who's comments I love, like, or find interesting/random/kool. :D b hopefully i get some PHENOMINIALL, FABULOUIS, BRILLIAM, EXTRORDIHARRY, AMAZAYN COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD
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this was a long A/N huh? i guess i felt like announcing shiz. plus i never write long ones anyways, so this is a change. ^_^
also 4give me 4 spelling errors and such that may or may not b here. i didnt feel like using spell check or re reading this, so yeah. IM JUST WAY 2 LAZY 4 THAT.
TILL NEXT TIME GUYZZZZZZ!
STAY AWESOMELY KOOL AND STUFF!
PEACE!!!
- SWAGSTA LILLIN$ XX
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