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A man was shocked to find his beautiful, recently devorced neighbor knocking on his door one Firday evening.

"I'm feeling so lonely that I can't stand it." she said. "I want to go out, get drunk and enjoy my life. Are you free tonight?" "Yes!" he replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful!" she said. "Would you watch my kids?"

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Sorry for the late update guys! I had no power yesterday or this morning, and yesterday my brother, who doesnt live with me, borrowed our internet hotspot thingy, so i had now power AND no internet. I honestly do not know how I survived. I was able to check in a few times mobily, but it just wasn't the same. :/ BUT IM BACK NOW BEYOCHES!

GUESS WHOS BACK.

BACK AGAIN.

LILY'S BACK.

TELL A FRIEND.

GUESS WHOS BACK (x7)

i just frickin love that song!!! 

Without Me (clean) on the side :) --->

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I know y'alls can do it! :D and if ya can't well.... i guess i'll just give an early-ish (idk..) update. (which im sure I wont have to do cuz U shall. reach. THE GOAL. *eyes grow wide & evil demented grin spreads across face as she/I pulls a knife from behind her back)

CREEPY DEMENTED MOMENT OVER. CALM DOWN YA FOOLS.

hehe my awesomely epic personality has finally returned! ;P :)

weelp I hope I dont scare u all away with that. not really sure why i did it in the first place but Im too lazy to take it back so...

yeah.

BUH BYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- The Lil Meister xx

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