If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
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I really hate when my conscience makes me feel bad.
Me - *kills bug*
Consience - That bug probably has a little bug family, little bug children who will be asking "Mommy, why hasn't daddy come home yet? I want to tell him how much I love him." and the little bug wife will say "Don't worry Henry. He'll be here any minute."
Me - *tried CPR on bug*
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That first one wasn't supposed to be funny, i just put it up cuz it's true. :)
- lili xx
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RandomJust some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
