1) England: america, what happened to the tea we sent you?
America: we had a little 'tea party'....
England: .......
America: ........
England: You dumped it in the ocean didn't you!
America: FREEDOMMMMMMMMMM
2) ROSES ARE RED
MY NAME ISN'T REALLY DAVE
THIS IS REALLY RANDOM...
MICROWAVE.
3) Some people deserve to be high-fived...
...in the face...
..with a chair..
4) This is Bob.
Bob likes you.
Bob likes sharp things.
I suggest you run from Bob.
4) pOTATOES HAVE SKIN. I HAVE SKIN. THEREFORE, I AM A POTATO.
5) My friends are the kind that if my house was on fire, they would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the fireman.
6) I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC.
Admit it. you read this with an annoying womans voice.
7) THEY SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A CHRISTMAS TREE.
8) That awkward moment when you get in the car and you have no shoes on
9) I love my siblings but they are a pain in the butt sometimes.
10) Laughing at the face on the TV when you pause it.
11) Walking into a room, forgetting why you're there, and then as soon as you leave, you remember so you walk in again feeling all embarrassed.
12) You don't know something?
GOOGLE IT!
You don't know someone?
FACEBOOK IT!
You can't find something?
MUM!
13) When you bend down to pick up your pen, and promptly bang your head on the desk.
14) Everyone's mature until they get on those 'spinny chairs'.
15) When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute..
When you mess up a girls hair, you hope you're wearing something bulletproof!!
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How To Be: Cute, Awesome and Weird!
Teen FictionBe Weird. Be Random. Be Who You Are. Because You Never Know Who Would Love The Person You Hide. I like weird things. Weird may not always be good. But weird's always different.
