⭐Theres a legend that if you go take a shower and scream out loud "Mum" three times. A nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot.
⭐What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
⭐Can February March?
No. But April May.
⭐Simba was walking too slow so I told him
To MUFASA!
⭐Whats a plumbers favourite shoes?
Clogs.
⭐A cop pulled me over and said "Papers..." So I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove up.
⭐Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
⭐What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
⭐Challenge! Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted.
Eye, yam, stew, peed.
⭐Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he neverlands!
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How To Be: Cute, Awesome and Weird!
Teen FictionBe Weird. Be Random. Be Who You Are. Because You Never Know Who Would Love The Person You Hide. I like weird things. Weird may not always be good. But weird's always different.
