Chapter Three: Newbie

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Hey. You guys remember the author note I said about the sophomore with beautiful, flippy hair? Back in jade and onyx? It was on chapter 17, murder shows. Yeahhh turns out his name is Dennis, and he's now my friend! And he's so amazing and beautiful like ugh. I fangirl over his hair on a daily basis an he lets me touch his hair like he ducks his head and then he flips it in the most adorable way and he has the prettiest eyes EVER and I just want to hug him and pinch his cheeks and just omg I cannot even. And he smells amazing and he likes bands and hates it when I make name parodies about Benedict Cumberbatch. But he has a girlfriend fluff dis shit ;-;

Me: Anyhoo, back to our regular disclaimer party. I'm feeling inspired. Lyk srsly u guise. Why am I inspired? Because Dennis asked me to walk with him on Tuesday *^*

Shikamaru: So what? And why the hell do you have such bad grammar?

Tenten: Don't speak to her that way! Dontcha know she can kill you here?

Shikamaru: Ah shit.

Me: THANK you Tenten. Anyhoo, anyone want to do le disclaimer?

Sakura: Le?

Me: Fancy French word for "the." Not the point though, disclaimer anyone?

Kakashi: I'll do it. -looks up from Icha Icha-

Me: What are you doing here. You're not in my story yet!

Kakashi: Yas girl yas but-

Carolyn: Who's that?

Kakashi: ...W-Who's that? WHO'S THAT? SHE DID NOT JUST ASK THAT -snaps fingers in a z formation-

Ashton: Oh god now you got him started! I'll do the dis-

Tenten: NICE TRY HONEY PIE! -throws a kunai at him that narrowly misses- I'll do it! Arianna does not own us or any character in Naruto...

Naruto: You called?

Hinata: No, she's just doing the disclaimer!

Kakashi: -explaining to Carolyn who he is and why she should always know-

Tenten: ...Except Carolyn (who I feel sorry for) and Ashton (who nicely gave me this opportunity).

Ashton: -very pale- You threw a fuc-

Me: On with the chapter!

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"I'm screaming out..."

I can tell.

"Can you hear me?"

Crystal clear, Andy dear.

"I bleed for you!"

Oh great, I've always wanted someone to bleed for me.

"Forever I will lie awake!"

Please don't. It's not healthy.

"I would die for you!"

Good. Now do it.

"I see the truth!"

Oh me, oh my.

"I've given you my heart to break..."

Oh god. Shut up.

"I WOULD DIE FOR Y-"

I silenced the damned alarm before it could sing again. Now, don't get me wrong. I love the song and the band but personally, I don't love it at 6:30 in the damn morning.

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