James: do lobsters think fish are flying?
Rem: how high are you?
James: 6'2
Ren: holy shit, you're tall.
James: how tall are you?
Rem: I'm only 4'11.
James: lol, and how old are you?
Rem: I'm 21.
James: I'm 28.
Rem: and here I thought I was getting myself a sugar daddy.
James: I could still be your sugar daddy if you wanted, lol.
Rem: great I really need one. My roommates and I have been living off of top ramen for the past three months.
James: well then it's a deal. You'll pretend to be my girlfriend and I'll but you cheeseburgers.
Rem: this is just a win win for me.
James: how is dating me a win?
Rem: so my mother will stop trying to set me up with her co-workers sons or just any guy she knows who's around my age.
James: my mom used to do the same exact thing.
Rem: sick bro.
James: I feel like if I'm going to be your sugar daddy I want to know what you look like. Send me a pic of you.
Rem: yeah and I want to not have to have a sugar daddy so we don't always get what we want now do we.
Besides if you want a picture of me you gotta show me a picture of you first.
James: well guess we don't always get what we want now do we.
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Wrong Number (Uberhaxornova)
FanfictionUnknown number: OMG! MOM I GOT THE NEW JOB!!!!! I START TOMORROW!!!!! J: I'm not your mom but congrats bro! Who knew one wrong number could change someone's life so drastically.
