Merlin: I need to talk to you.
Arthur: You still haven't got it yet, have you? I decide when we need to talk.
Merlin: Not today.
Arthur: I sometimes wonder if you know who I am.
Merlin: Oh, I know who you are.
Arthur: Good.
Merlin: You're a prat. And a royal one.
Arthur: Were you born clumsy or do you work at it?
Merlin: It's one of my many gifts!
Arthur: You don't have a dog and fetch the stick yourself. No offence, Merlin.
Merlin: None taken.
Arthur: If you weren't scared you'd be talking rubbish as usual.
Merlin: I am talking rubbish as usual. I mean, I am talking...as usual.
Arthur: We can't leave him here! We have to lift him unto the bed!
Merlin: Why? He's asleep, he's not gonna know!
Arthur: MERLIN!
Merlin: Well...I'll get him a pillow!
Arthur: He is THE KING!
Merlin: ALL RIGHT! Two pillows!
Merlin: Arthur thinks he's so sharp, but when I tell him I'm a sorcerer he can't see it!
Gaius: Sorcerers are very hard to spot
Merlin: Maybe I shuld go around with a pointy hat!
Merlin: You don't know where we're going.
Arthur: No, Merlin, I know where we're going, I just can't tell you, that's all.
Merlin: Right, 'cause if you do you'll have to kill me, i suppose.
Arthur: *seriously* Immediately, and without hesitation.
Merlin: ... Great. It'll be a surprise, I love surprises, who doesn't love a good ... surprise?
Arthur: Yet you called me 'friend'.
Merlin: That was my mistake.
Arthur: Yes, I think so.
Merlin: Yeah, I'd never have a friend who be such an arse
Merlin: Who do you think you are? The King?!
Arthur: No, I'm his son. Arthur.
Arthur: I could take you apart with one blow.
Merlin: I could take you apart with less then that
Arthur: I warn you, I've been trained to kill since birth.
Merlin: Wow. And how long have you been training to be a prat?
Arthur: You can't address me like that.
Merlin: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat... my lord?
Merlin: But I'm serious! If anyone wants to go killl him, they can go ahead. In fact, I'll give them a hand.
(The Great Dragon laughs)
Great Dragon: None of us can choose our destiny, Merlin. And none of us can escape it.
Merlin: No. No way. No. No, there must be another Arthur, because this one's an idiot.
Merlin: Rise and shine!
Arthur: Can't you think of anything new to say?
Merlin: What?
Arthur: Every morning, it is the same thing.
Merlin: Oh, I'm sorry. How about... shake a leg? Up and at them? Let's have you, lazy Daisy? No, you don't like any of them, do you?
Merlin: Look on the bright side. You've still got me.
Arthur: Is that supposed to cheer me up?
Merlin: Thought it might.
Arthur: You look like a startled stout!
Merlin: Well atleast I don't look like a bone-idle toad.Lets go!
Arthur: You saying I look like a toad?
Merlin: Yeah! and maybe one day you'll transform into a handsome prince. Just magics outlawed that'll probably never happen. Come on lets go.(Turns to go)
Arthur: Merlin! (Merlin turns back to Arthur) I'm the one who gives the orders remember!(gesters to himself)
Merlin: Yeah!....You ready lets go (he walks off)
Gwen: I saw what you did. It was so brave.
Merlin: It was stupid.
Gwen: Well, I'm glad you walked away. You weren't going to beat him.
Merlin: Oh, I could beat him.
Gwen: You think? Because you don't look like one of these big muscley kind of fellows.
Merlin: Thanks.
Gwen: No, no. I'm sure you're stronger than you look. It's just... Arthur's one of these real rough, tough save-the-world kind of men and well...
Merlin: What?
Gwen: You don't look like that.
Merlin: *whispers* I'm in disguise.
Arthur: Describe Dollop Head.
Merlin: In two words? *Arthur nods* 'Prince Arthur.'
Arthur: What were you doing?
Merlin: Peeing!
Arthur: You mean to tell me...you were peeing all the time I was in there?
Merlin: I really had to go.
Arthur: There is definitely something very wrong with you.
(Old Merlin): And you, oh I've heard how you...mistreat your servants! They do everything for you but they don't have any thanks! You are an arrogant prat, with the brain of a donkey and a face of a toad!
(Old Merlin): I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Arthur: [Enters prison cell] It's time. [Guards grab Old Merlin.]
(Old Merlin): Wait!
Arthur: What is it?
(Old Merlin): There...are...other crimes I wish to confess. [Chuckles]
Arthur: [Looks puzzled] What difference does it make? You're...about to be burnt at the stake, we can't execute you twice.
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