3. Sergeant Wu

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"It's getting too weird even for Portland."

"In my humble opinion it seems this guy was sort of obsessed and maybe a little out of his mind with Miss Sedgewick."

"Nobody was probed...yet"

"Next time we hire an intern I'm going to suggest they do a better psych evaluation."

"Uh, I don't think this guy is a giver upper."

"It's obvious. It was committed by a barefooted many carrying a wolf"

"Actually, that was a paraphrase, I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast."

Wu: I guess they're gonna have to face the music.

Hank: Really? You went there?

Wu: Somebody had to.

Renard: No matter how you look at it, it's cannibalism.

Wu: Uh, I think it's called capitalism.

Nick: What's the not normal part?

Wu: Everything else.

"No wonder he confessed. I'd be confessing all kinds of things."

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