What You Don't Know (Peterick AU) [COMPLETED]

26.

Patrick's POV

When I wake up there's no new messages from Brendon and Ryan. I guess they went to bed, which is very unlikely, or went to a private chat to talk and have midnight internet sex.

Pete hasn't sent me anymore messages and he's kicked out of the chat so I quickly add him back. I feel bad about it since they are his friends and he introduced us so it would be mean to do that. Plus I don't want him to hit me more for pissing him off.

I don't see him anywhere at school and he doesn't come to the bathroom at lunch. Maybe he's avoiding me or isn't even at school, I don't know and I don't particularly care.

When I get home there's a new message from Brendon so I smile at the fact I have a friend now and read it

BrendonsButthole 💦 - Hellloooooooooooo
BrendonsButthole 💦 - Is anyone therrreeeeeeeee

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - Hey Brendon

BrendonsButthole 💦 - Hey
BrendonsButthole 💦 - Question time
BrendonsButthole 💦 - If your Ryan's child what are you to me

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - Your boyfriends child

BrendonsButthole 💦 - Oh
BrendonsButthole 💦 - Boo
BrendonsButthole 💦 - I want a child

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - Go ask Ryan for one
DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - He'll make one with you

BrendonsButthole 💦 - 😭😭😭
BrendonsButthole 💦 - I want you
BrendonsButthole 💦 - You are my child

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - I cannot betray my mother

BrendonsButthole 💦 - ILL KIDNAP YOU

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - NOOOOOO I WANT MY MOMMY

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - MOMMYS HERE BABY DONT WORRY ILL GET THE BIG MEAN MAN

BrendonsButthole 💦 - OWWWW RYAN JUST JUMPED ON ME
BrendonsButthole 💦 - DAT NOT NICE ASSHOLE

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - MY ASSHOLE IS LOVELY THANKS

BrendonsButthole 💦 - BITCH PLS
BrendonsButthole 💦 - MINES BETTER

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - OF COURSE IT IS
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - THATS WHY YOU BOTTOM

BrendonsButthole 💦 - THATS A SECRET

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - NOT ANYMORE
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - Hello there child
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - How are you

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - Better now that you saved me

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - I know
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - Im fab
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - Why did you add the asshole back

DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - He's not an asshole
DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - It seemed mean since he did make us friends
DaddiesLittleGirl 💁🏻 - Otherwise I'd still have no friends so I owe him

BrendonsButthole 💦 - WE LOVE HIM NOW
BrendonsButthole 💦 - COS WE LOVE YOU BABY

Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - HES MINE
Ryrointhebutthole 👅 - BACK OFFFFFFF