Berwald is in love with Tino but he doesn't know quite how to express his feelings. He's tried so many things to get the Fin to notice him in THAT way.
Maybe a family would make him understand???
Sufin Mpreg
"This shit is gay. Read it." -me
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"Matthew, you better come out here! I'll kick your ass!" "Fuck you, Yao...or should I say Cow!" "Watch it! I will acupuncture your ass with a sword!" "Way to make it gay, Shitweasel!!" "WHAT ARE YOU TWO SHOUTING ABOUT!" Tino looked pissed that morning as he stomped out of the bedroom he now shared with Berwald. The Swede looked down at his eggs, mildly aroused. "YAO IS BEIN' A FOOKIN' HOSER!" "THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS HOUSE. WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH!" "Shit. Sorry!" Matthew backed away from the window through which he was shouting. "LET ME IN! I NEED TO BEAT A BITCH UP!" "UPSHUT YOUR MOUTH MOTHERFUCK!" "UPSHUT YOURS HARDER!" "Guis!!!!" "HIS FUCKING POLAR BEAR GOT PANDA PREGNANT!" "HE WAHT?!" Matthew immediately turned his rage away from the Chinese man outside. "WHERE IS THAT LITTLE WHORE I WILL KICK HIS ASS." "THIS IS A VIOLENCE FREE ZONE!" "THAT BITCH IS PAYIN' CHILD SUPPORT. I DON'T FOOKING GIVE A SHIT!" "Please stop swearing." Tino groaned. "Hey, Yao," Matthew chilled his nipples for a sec, "I'm sorry. Come in and we can talk things through. I just thought you were mad at me." He opened the door. "I am mad at you. You need to raise your bear better." "KUMABIGTITS IS PURE AND YOU KNOW IT!" "IS NOT!" "IS TOO!" "I WILL SHOVE A DILDO IN YOUR CONCEPTION BAY!" (#newfoundland jokes for JessieMorgenstern ) "Guys, chill." "IM CHILL IM PREFEXTLY CHILL ASDFGHJKL!" "Chill." Tino repeated. "Ber agrees with me, right Ber? Kuma is pure?" "Nej." Berwald shook his head. He had seen that bear lick things that should have never been licked. "See! That's Swedish for yes." "It's not!" "He's not paying child support." "He wouldn't need to if Panda wasn't a single mother living on her own!" "WELL THEN MAYBE THEY NEED TO GET MARRIED, HUH?" "YES, A SHOTGUN WEDDING SOUNDS LOVELY." "I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING PANDA'S FATHER-IN-LAW!" "AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SLOWLY BUYING OUT YOUR LAND AND COMPANIES FROM BENEATH YOU." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "NOTHING. NOTHING." "Why are they shouting even if they agree?" Berwald shrugged. This family was something else.
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Meanwhile, jéan is the basic bitch we all knew he was.
