GreenBeret: Exactly why have you changed your name so many times?
AirForce: Because.
Delta: That's not a legit answer.
AirForce: Why are you guys ganging up on me?!
GreenBeret: When was the star with the wings from?
AirForce: That was when I was US Army Air Corps. That was in the late twenties until just before World War II.
Delta: And your first name?
AirForce: I was the Aeronautical Section of the Signal Corps back in 1907.
Army: How many times did you change?
AirForce: Around five times.
Army: One name too good for you?
AirForce: You're just jealous, 'cause I'm more awesome than you.
Army: Are not!
AirForce: Am too!
Army: I remember when you were first formed. You were all excited to start serving and you wouldn't sit down.
GreenBeret: Really?
Army: Yep. He was really annoying. Then he kept changing personality with every name change. It was confusing.
AirForce: I was still growing! You can't blame me for that!
Army: You were always really jumpy when-
AirForce: Stop! We're not discussing my past right here.
Delta: But I want to hear a story.
AirForce: Nope!
Delta: Fine.
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Meet the Defense
RandomMeet the US Armed Forces and others! You can ask them questions, dare them and all that jazz. Also slight plot at some point. All characters are my own (except for that one brief ask concerning aph characters) and bel...
