Interpol: What are we doing here?
FBI: How should I know?
DEA: I have work to do, guys.
BorderPatrol: I have work, too, you know!
Police: Guys. Settle down.
HomelandSecurity: What are we here for?
Swat: Police is right. You all need to chill.
BorderControl: You two aren't nearly as careful enough.
Swat: You guys are too paranoid.
Police: Can we not fight?
Interpol: Please.
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