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The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst.

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”--Dan Quayle

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: “If you could live forever, would you, and why?” Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”