Hilarious Quotes

Just Stuff About Life...

I have great faith in fools. My friends call is self-confidence.

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world! I've done it dozens of times.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.

Most people are only alive because it's easier to shoot them.

I'm knot a blond! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Guys want one thing from a lot of girls.

All people have the right to stupidity, some just abuse the privelage.

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

It's really very simple to be wise. Just think of something dumb to say and then don't say it.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life forms, why the heck are you scared?

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