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Ways to Annoy People:

Way to annoy people #1: Name your dog Dog.

Way to annoy people #2: Holler random numbers when someone is counting.

Way to annoy people #3: Begin all your sentences with “Ooh la la!”

Way to annoy people #4: Speak only in a robot voice.

Way to annoy people #5: Wear your pants backwards.

Way to annoy people #6: Ask people what gender they are.

Way to annoy people #7: Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend.

Way to annoy people #8: Sing along at the opera. Really, really badly.

Way to annoy people #9: Mow your lawn with scissors.

Way to annoy people #10: Honk and wave to strangers. Act really excited to see them and tap the person sitting next to you and point to the person you are pulling the prank on. Have them act all excited and finally roll down your window and yell something random at them, like “Sorry I haven't been to the Nail Biter's Support Group lately! I can't find a nail polish I like the taste of.”  

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