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Leo:😂😂😂😂😂

Ivan: Leo?

Leo: just finished watching the RM game

Pique: so what's so funny

Sarah: shut it Leo. Don't say it 

Bartra: OMG, did they lose?

Leo: sorry Sarah, RM lost 2-0 to Wolfsburg

Luis:😂😂😂😂

Pique: OMG, Luis used an emoji 😂😂😂

Luis: Oi, that's mean

Neymar: 😂😂😂😂

Luis: what's so amazing about me using an emoji?

Sarah: be like a caveman using a lighter or some matches to light a fire

Bartra: OMG😂😂😂😂

Neymar: that is pure gold😂😂😂

Pique: almost as funny as RM Losing to Wolfsburg

Sarah: Oi

Neymar: Sarah wasn't mean about our loss the other day. So don't be mean to her

Sarah: Thanks Ney Ney😘

Messi: awwww❤️😍

Alves: Little Ney sticking up for his Bae Bae

Ivan: Relationship Goals

Bartra: #Neyrah

Pique: Awww Ney, that almost makes me want to apologise. Almost😂😂

Iniesta: Oi Geri, just apologise

Pique: sorry not sorry for offending RM

Sarah: aww thanks. I accept your apology.

Neymar: you actually accepting that?

Sarah: it's Gerrard. No way he will swallow his pride, apologise and admit that he is wrong.

Rafinha: Giant Head Gerrard

Sarah: 😂😂😂😂 exactly

Neymar: Rafi, you finally texted, it's been ages

Rafinha: yeah, well I've been working hard on my recovery a lot recently

Sarah: yeah, congrats on your return against Atletico.

Rafinha: thx. It was great to play instead of watching from the stands.

Neymar: it was great to share the pitch with a Brazilian team mate again😄🇧🇷

Alves: Oi. What about me!!!

Neymar: you're a monkey🙈🐒. You don't count. Plus we play on opposite ends of the pitch😂😂😂😂

Sarah:😂😂😂

Pique: jeez Neymar, you're so persuasive. I was starting to believe that Dani wasn't Brazilian and that he was a monkey

Alves: if I was a monkey, would I be able to play football for Barcelona

Neymar: well, Gareth Bale plays for Madrid, so it is possible

Neymar: well, Gareth Bale plays for Madrid, so it is possible

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Luis: the facial hair and man bun doesn't help his situation

Sarah: that's really mean. I'll have you know that Gareth is a really nice person.

Pique: he actually is. He's the only nice one of BBC. Ronaldo is so arrogant, as is Benzema.

Sarah: Cris is really nice. I don't understand what you guys have against him

Neymar: he is our rival

Bartra: he might be nice to you, but he is extremely full of himself on the pitch, it's not funny.

Alves: who knew it was possible to have your head that far up your own ass

Neymar: 😂😂😂😂 OMG Truuue

Sarah: that is actually really mean. Neymar, I can't believe you found that funny. I do recall Cris helping you at the Ballon d'or ceremony because you both spoke Portuguese.

Luis: ohhhh, Neymars in trooubleee

Pique: she even used his full name

Neymar: you're right Sarah, I'm sorry

Messi: aww he even gave in and apologised. What is this girl doing to you Ney.

Pique: yeah, you're whipped

Sarah: Shut up, Giant Head, vampire and leprechaun.

Iniesta: guys, can we for once not argue. You are adults. Act like it

Pique: still think we should call him idiot Iniesta

Sarah: For once I agree

Iniesta: whyyyy. Last time they said that you burned them.

Sarah: well, if you expect them to stop arguing and acting mature, you really are an idiot. There is no way that will happen😂

Neymar: Oi

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