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-----Sarah, James and Neymar-----

S: what's the plan for today?

N: ok, I've organised for Sarah to sit between James and I

S: thanks

J: wait, why next to Neymar?!

S: cause I want to. Now please continue

N: Sarah, you and I need to play out a scene on the group chat in which you ask to sit next to Jame and I at the dinner

S: No problem. I'll just explain how amazing James is and then beg you to organise of me to sit next to you

J: I am pretty amazing

S: watch it there Mr ego

N: After that, Sarah and James, you two need to do the same thing on he Real Madrid group chat.

S: easy, I'll just beg James using the fact that you're my favourite Barça player, and that I have poster of you in my room, as my arguing points

N: you have posters of me in your room😏😉

J: yeah, she does. Can we continue

N: so Sarah, you will arrive with James and sit between Neymar and I. When people start asking questions, we will explain.

S: ok

J: I must admit, it's a pretty good plan

-----Barça chat-----

Sarah: as much as I hate Barça, good luck today guys.

Pique: Awww thanks

Messi: if I score. I'll dedicate my goal to you, my favourite Madrid supporter.

Sarah: Thanks leo, I'm touched

Neymar: looking forward to seeing you at the post match dinner tonight😉

Sarah: same, I really want to meet James😍

Bartra: Looks like you have some competition Ney Ney😂😂

Neymar: whatever🙄

Sarah: Ney Ney, do you think you can organise for me to sit between you and James. Pllleeeaaaassseee.😊

Neymar: I'll see what I can do

Messi: Why do you want to sit next to James?

Marc: Leo stupid question. Why do you want to sit next to Neymar?

Sarah: cause Ney Ney is my fav Barça player and cause he isn't as mean as you Marc. And Leo I can't believe you even asked. James is like my favourite ever!!!!!!

Pique: Aww Ney is her fav. #neyrah

Messi: shit ship name

Bartra: #neyrah

Pique: you got something better

Ivan: #neyrah

Leo: nope

Luis: #neyrah

Neymar: stuff it #neyrah

-----Real Madrid-----

James added Sarah to the chat

Marcelo: yay, Sarah. My fav Colombian

Sarah: 😂😂😂😂

James: Oi

Sarah: stop sulking James

James: meanie

Sarah: anyway, good luck today guys. I know you will smash Barça and do Madrid proud

Cris: thanks Sarah

Ramos: thanks Sarah

Sarah: you all looking forward to the dinner

Navas: ugh, don't remind us.

Sarah: well you should. I'm gunna be there.

James: that reminds me, who do ya want to sit next to?

Sarah: you and Neymar

Bale: ooh Crissy has some competition

James: only I can call Crissy, crissy

Cris: calm down James. And why Neymar

James: dude, have you seen her Neymar posters. She has like 20.

Sarah: what can I say 💁🏻

James: besides, It should be funny. She will probs make a huge fool out of herself in front of Neymar

Cris: that would be funny

Bale: I would pay to see that

Marcelo: don't be mean to Sarah

Sarah: thanks Marci, you are my favourite Brazilian🇧🇷

Bale: don't you mean Neymar

Sarah has left the chat

Marcelo: you broke my favourite Colombian🇨🇴😢

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