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Cris: damn it, Barca beat Arsenal

James: I couldn't care less😴

Marcelo: Same TBH, who cares💤

Karim: I miss Olivier🇫🇷

Toni: I hope Mesut🇩🇪 keeps up with his assists. I wish I could've played with him here at Madrid😢

Ramos: I wanted Arsenal to win for Santi, even though he isn't playing.🇪🇸

Gareth: I miss Aaron. He's my Welsh buddy

Modric: I miss Ivan

Cris: Dude why a Barça player. We want them to lose

Modric: But Ivan is like my best friend

Keylor: What about us? Aren't we your friends?

Modric: You guys are great, but Ivan and I have a special bond and I miss him.

James: 🤔why don't you add him to our group chat so he can see your heartfelt words?

Cris: NO!!!

James: But Crissy, he misses his best friend. And if you wrote nice words about me in your Portugal group chat I would want to know.🙃

Cris: 1. He's a Barça player 2. Luka could always call/ FaceTime/text 3. How the hell do you know that I have a Portugal group chat?

James: You know how I came over the other day and you went to have a shower...

Cris: Oh my god James that is it😡😡😡You have no respect for people's privacy. BTW I'm putting a passcode on my phone.

Gareth: Dude, why no passcode?

Cris: There was no point, every time I changed it, James would find out himself or from one of you and tell everyone else

Gareth: Oh haha, I remember. I was wondering why there hadn't been any updates😂😂

James: $100 and 5 pizzas delivered to whoever can tell me Crissy's new passcode🍕🍕🍕

Keylor: Um James

Marcelo: Dude you skrewed up

James: oops

Cris: James that's it. I'll use Touch ID so you can't get in.

Marcelo added Sarah

Sarah: what do want me to do this time? Who's fighting?

James: Crissy is being mean to me!!!

Cris: Are you serious, you invaded my privacy

Sarah: James that was mean. I know Crimes is real but you have to give space. Cris, can you find it in your heart to forgive him?

Cris: I don't know...

Sarah: Just forgive him Ok

Marcelo: I swear that Sarah is like the mum always having to deal with the silly fights

Sarah: Same tbh. Well I'm out, bye

Sarah has left the chat.

-----Barcelona-----

Pique: Oi Leo, why so short

Neymar: Oh shit. Geri, why?

Messi: Oi Geri, Why so bad

Pique: That's old, don't use the same line that you used on the Espanyol defender.

Messi: But seriously, you started of as a striker. You must've been pretty shit if they converted you to a defender.

Iniesta: guys stop

Pique: At least I'm not a dwarf

Sarah: Oi, shut up. I was just called in by Marcelo to solve and argument between Cris and James. The last thing I need is you guys arguing too. Geri, that was rude and you started it so apologise. Leo, that want necessary so apologise too.

Pique: Sorry

Messi: Sorry

Iniesta: yeah, we won. Why you arguing.

Messi: it was a great game, I scored

Suarez: same

Neymar: Sarah, did you see my amazing goal?

Sarah: eh, 'twas ok.

Suarez: Haha, shut down

Messi: 'twas?

Rafinha: wait, go back 10, how do you know Marci, cris and James?

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