Chapter thirty-something... Ok, not really a chapter!
Jade: *crosses arms in a Swaggie manner* HALLA!
Lilly: We have taken over the Author's note! *waves at screen*
Zayn: Yeah! With my help!
Lilly: Oh shush. *puts finger over mouth, sh-ing Zayn*
Niall: 'Ello! *turns to Jade, Zayn and Lilly* Who are you talking to?! *stares at screen quizzically*
Harry: *whispers to Niall* Don't mind them. They're crazy.
Jade: We heard that. *stares death fully at Harry*
Harry: *shrugs innocently*
Lilly: Anyway! As the Author has announced she is writing a new fanfic!
Harry: Uh... Guys, wheres Author?
Zayn: We tied her to a chair and we're forcing her to write the next chapter.
Niall: WHAT?!
Liam: *walks in* *hears muffled scream of Author* What are those screams?
Zayn: Uh... Nothing. It's not like we tied Author up just so we could take over this Author's note.
Liam: You what?!
Lilly: *elbows Zayn* Nothing! *smiles innocently*
Jade: Uh... Liam, Do you want to listen to a song?
Liam: No, actuall-
Jade: Great! *hands Liam Beats with Crazy Kids (Ke$ha and Will.I.Am.) playing very loudly*
Liam: *starts whistling the tune*
Jade: Good, now as I was saying- *grabs microphone* *clears throat*
Lilly: I was talking! *tries to grab microphone*
Zayn: *grabs other microphone* As they were saying and I will continue. *brushes leather jacket*
Jade and Lilly: *sigh* *plop on the couch*
Zayn: *grins* Thanks you, ladies!
Niall: Do you think that doing that to Author is a good idea?
Harry: Nialler's right. It may not be such a good id-
Zayn: *turns to Harry and Niall* Shh!
Louis: *flying above them*
The rest except for Liam, who's shaking his booty to Shake your thing: *stare at Louis amazed*
Louis: *lands gracefully* That, my friends, is the carrot power! Now, Zayn stop! That was rude!
Harry: Thanks, mate!
Louis: Shh! Louis Carrot-ish Tomlinson doing the talking here.
Harry: Gawd! *plops next to Lilly and Jade*
Niall: *follows*
Louis: Stop with the rudeness, Malik! *raises carrot*
Zayn: *rolls eyes* *chuckles* Fine, fine. I'll continue now. *clears throat* *spotlight falls on him* *runs hand through hair*
Lilly: So. Sexy. *sighs* *faints*
Jade: Again? Great! Just great! *sarcastic tone*
Zayn: She'll wake up when I give her CPR later.
Niall: .......gross....
Zayn: *grins* *narrator voice booms through the speakers* Journalists, the one thing all journalist have in common is their love of finding out the cold hardcore truth, no matter the price within.
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