1. Tell him that your not supposed to take the term 'bear hug' so literally
2. Force him to watch the care bears movie.
3. Ask him which care bear maimed him XD
4. Ask him what it feels like knowing the only reason Rosalie saved him is because he reminded her of a baby.
5. Remind him he has the least fangirls out of all the male Twilight immortals XD
6. Ask him what power he brought with him from his human life.
7. When he says strength remind him that's not exclusively his, all vampires are strong XD
8. Remind him about losing to Bella ... everyday
9. Ask him if he's over compensating for something with the muscles and the jeep
10. Remind that Edward has more self control then him.
11. If he asks 'what do you mean' about the above casually state that Emmett killed both of his La Tua Cantante while Edward married his.
12. Buy him a teddy bear for Christmas.
13. Provoke the Volturi and blame him, if he asks why you did that remind him that he was eager to fight them in new moon.
14. Ask him why Carlisle is his father, when technically he's only 3 years younger then him.
15. Ask him what its like having a wife that knows more about cars then he does.
16. Wonder aloud why he has the crappiest car out of all the Cullens, and that in the end even Bella has a better car then him.
17. Tell him that Paul was right, Emmett obviously passed the treaty line.
18. When he gets irate remind him how when the werewolves ganged up on him it was Rosalie that had to stand up for him.
19. Ask him why he and Rose are only married sometimes, when he says thats because they need to pretend their younger then they are sigh and say 'thats not what Rose told me'
20. Steal his jeep and paint it pink XD
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