Okay So here are some ways to annoy Jacob Black:
1.Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather 'die' then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (It's a werewolf pun XD)
6. When he's a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won't eat it.
11. Ask him what he's getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is. Start an 'Edward dazzles me' fan club and elect him as president.
13. Force him to attend the meetings, every week.
14. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the toilet
15. Refuse to believe him when he says no.
16. Ask him if Edward dazzles him. allergic to dogs.
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