Annoy Rosalie Hale :)

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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her "Ice Queen" behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."

7. Claim that being a human ain't so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with "Whatever, bimbo."

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn't go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie's ugly face.

3. Call her "Hoe-salie" at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to "Roxanne" by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.

EXTRA: Pay ten 10 guys to look at Rosalie and go all "Ewwwwwwwwwww" !

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