【 Stray Ties 】Noragami Yato x Hiyori

2. Sandwich

"YATO WAKE UP IT'S MORNING AND I GOT TO THROW AWAY OUR COUCH BECAUSE OF YOU!"

A rough manly voice woke me up with a shout and fell down on the floor with a bam.

"Ow..." I scratched my head.

"YOUR SPIT CAME ON THE COUCH YOU MORON."

I tried to stand up. When I did I got a slap in the face.

"OW!"

I looked at the man who was standing in front of me.
It was Daikoku.

A girl voice came from the distance.

"Morning Yattyyy~~"
A pink haired girl came running and hugged me. It was Kofuku.

"I just woke up...go easy on me..." I complained.

"Don't worry Yatty-chan! We'll just clean it somehow~"
Kofuku let go of me and looked at Daikoku.

"HUH?" Daikoku looked at Kofuku with confued eyes as he then turned to look at the drenched spot on the couch.

"What's the big fuzz going on around here?"
Yukine walked towards us with an annoyed expression, like when there's a stupid person nearby.

"Fine, fine sorry! Anyway, Yukine-kun we got a job to do today sooo we'll be going now." I picked up my cell-phone that was in my pocket in my pants and searched for the number of the client.

"Huh already?" Yukine asked and walked to me.

"HEY DON'T CHANGE SUBJECT!"
Daikoku bursted out.
He was walking towards me with mad footsteps.
When I called the number and teleported.

"Damn it..." Daikoku said.

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"Heyo." I said and looked at our client who was in front of us.
We were standing inside a shopping center.

It was a boy with messy dark brown hair and a black t-shirt with a white square on and jeans. He seemed to be around the same age as Yukine.

"Umm..." The boy said.

"What's the matter?" Yukine asked

"Well...there's this problem of mine..." The boy continued.

"Yes what is it? Spit it out, we don't have all day."  I made a gesture with my hand to signalize him to keep talking.

"There's this...girl I like..."
The boy said and blushed a little.

"Huh what? Didn't you have suicidal problems?" I asked. I was very confused.

"Well...it is a problem to die for..."
The boy said and glared into my eyes. It was kind of creepy actually.

"Uh..." I had no idea what to respond with.
So I looked at him with an empty expression.

"Well I want you to like...be able to hook me up or something..." The boy said.

"THAT'S OUR JOB?" I asked really loud with an angry tone.

"Yato calm down, let's help this dude, you have five yen right?"
Yukine said and sighed.

"Uh...yeah." The boy took his hand into his pocket in his pants and took out five yen and handed it to me.

I sighed and took the five yen.

"Your wish has been heard loud and clear..." I said in a low tone, almost whispering.

I walked over to Yukine and whispered in his ear.

"Why do we have to do this, can't he just confess to her or something?"