Harry: (walks downstairs into the living room and sees Zayn watching TV) Zayn... (Snaps his fingers to get his attention) Zayn! (Stands in front of the TV) Zayn (Zayn still watches the TV, so Harry decided to turn it off) Zayn!!!
Zayn: (was zoned out than hit back to reality) no I wasn't watching a Jennifer Lopez music video.
Harry: wait you were watching Jennifer Lopez. Why?
Zayn: because man that girl gots some moves.... Please don't tell my girlfriend. By the way didn't I say not to distract me when I'm watching TV
Harry: oh no that was Niall
Zayn: aren't you guys like the same thing
Harry: I am not like Niall all he does is lay around and eat all day than farts when he's when he's asleep
Zayn: (sarcastic) oh that was very nice
Harry: who said I wasn't
Zayn: come here booger (pats his lap)
Harry: (sits on his lap) so do you think Jennifer Lopez is sexy
Zayn: that's for me to judge and you to never find out
Harry: wait till I tell your girlfriend
Zayn: you better not!
Harry: (runs into the restroom and locks the door and texted Perrie the whole thing, he walks out Perrie said she will see you tomorrow for Pizza and sex (talking to Zayn)
Zayn: she was kidding about the sex
Harry: how do you know?
Zayn: she texted me about and said thanks for looking at JP body instead of mine. Haz why would you do that?
Harry: because its funny and you shouldn't keep secrets between your girlfriend
Zayn: Haz some things stay in the house stays in house not everybody needs to know about this.
Harry: yeah but your being stupid about I mean seriously
Zayn: Harold thats enough. What if Perrie breaks up with me?
Harry: are you seriously that stupid she's like Niall gullible, sweet and cute she will never break up with you over this how dumb can you be
Zayn: Harold I don't want to hear you already ruined my so far and it's only 1
Harry: whatever jerk
Zayn: that's enough!
Harry: I freaking hate you asshole!!!
Zayn: (about to take off his belt and whip Harry with it)
Louis: (runs out of his room) hey what's going on here
Zayn: Harold's being a brat so I'm belting him
Louis: no you will not
Harry: haha even Louis is sticking up for me
Louis: (smacks the back of his head) enough
Harry: (mumbles) oww....
Zayn: well I'm using my belt on him and that's final
Louis: you come near Harold and belt him I will spank you in here right in front everybody
Zayn: Lou this stupid! He's being a brat and your being a prick
Louis: oh that's it (takes off his belt and pushes Zayn over the couch and starts landing smacks on his bottom and pulls down his pants and starts again)
Liam: (came downstairs carrying Niall to get a snack for both of them stops when he sees Louis spanking Zayn)
Niall: what's going on?
Liam: shh it's nothing (walks in the living room) Lou
Louis: oh hey Liam, are you going to apologize Z or do you want me to pull down your boxers next
Zayn: I'm sorry Haz and Lou
Louis: (spanks him 5 more times and puts his belt on)
Zayn: (gets up and Louis hugs him)
Louis: (unhugs him and turns to Harry)
Harry: Lou...
Louis: as for you Harold my room now (points to his room)
Harry: (sighs and goes into his room)
Liam: what happened?
Louis: long story (goes into Harry's room and gives him 25 from his hand bare)
(A couple minutes later Harry comes back out sniffling)
Louis: Zayn... Harry has something to say to you
Harry: I'm sorry
Louis: and what else
Harry: I have to buy your girlfriend flowers for you to give her
Louis: good now hug you two than we can go get ice cream
Both hug and head out to go get ice cream
Zayn: Haz thanks but you don't have to get my girlfriend flowers for me
Harry: oh no I have to Louis said he will use the strap on me bare
Zayn: oh... (Looks at Harry shocked) oh...
