When Countries Go Shopping

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Germany: *gets everything he needs quickly and leaves*

Italy: *makes the management get more pasta from the back of the store because there is 'not enough'*

Romano: *being that one customer that LOOKS for things to complain about*

Spain: *trying to make Romano stop complaining, which causes him to complain more*

Switzerland and Austria: *use coupons to buy over $100 worth of stuff and only pay like 50¢*

Prussia: *rolls around the parking lot in a shopping cart screaming "FOR NARNIA"*

China: *starts selling his own food inside the store*

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