Blame Robin Hood too!

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[Nick logged on]

[Maria logged on]

[The Avengers logged on]

Nick: I have no words for this.

Maria: You guys broke a waterslide and then made a tsunami wave in the kids pool.

Nick: What were you guys thinking?

Steve: IT WAS TONY'S IDEA

Tony: HEY! dont blame me!

Natasha: you were the one making bruce turn into the hulk!

Tony: it wasnt just me! blame robin hood too!

Clint: i didnt do anything! :o 

Nick: I dont give a fuck about who's idea it was but you will all be punished.

Bruce: For what?!? We only wanted to have fun.

Clint: THATS ALL WE REALLY WAAAAAANT

Tony: SOME FUUUUUUUN

Bruce: WHEN THE WORKING DAY IS DONE

Steve: YOU GO HOME AND SLEEP?

Clint: no. just no.

Tony: OH MY GOD. I JUST CAME UP WITH THE BEST THING EVER.

Natasha: i might regret asking, but what is it?

Tony: I THINK I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MYSELF JUST FOR COMING UP WITH THIS

Nick: We don't need any of your ideas Mr Stark.

Tony: pretty please *__*

Maria: I told you The Avengers Initiative was a bad idea.

Bruce: EEEY! we saved the world? 

Tony: we dont need to listen to you, this is my chat room!

[Tony kicks out Maria and Nick]

Clint: they are so gonna fire me.

Tony: now when i think about it that wasnt a very good idea..BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER

Thor: share your thoughts with us!

Tony: We need alcohol, a deck of cards and more alcohol. POKER NIGHT!

Natasha: this doesnt sound like a good idea...

Clint: nat is right, this doesnt seem like a good idea...THIS SEEMS LIKE AN EPIC IDEA

Natasha: that wasnt what i meant ._.

Tony: you know what? im inviting pepper, damn i really miss her.

Bruce: you miss sex...am i right or am i right?

Tony: that too.

Thor: Can I invite my dear brother to our get-together? It will do him good.

Clint: lolz, imagine a drunk loki.

Tony: sure invite him, im gonna go get pepper and the other stuff, lets met up at my and Banners lab at eight tonight!

[Tony logged off]

Steve: OH GIRLS THEY WANNA HAVE FUN

Clint: wut?

Steve: i GOOOOOOOOOOGLED it. its a song!

Natasha: congrats...-.-

Steve: Thank you! :D

Natasha: ......

Bruce: lets all be nice now, good for steve he found google.

Clint: try to google yourself(;

Steve: OMG THERE ARE LIKE THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF ME. WHAT IS THIS?

Bruce: welcome to the world of fangirls.

Steve: OH MY HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS SUPERHUSBANDS

Bruce: Steve...there are somethings you're not ready for...dont click them..

Steve: AKNFJJLKDBKÖJFLKNIPOÄJJBKÖSGLIJIDNFÖSANFAKFLASDN

Natasha: that was my reaction when i saw blackfrost. i mean dafuq where they thinking about?

Clint: Clintasha is the best!

Natasha: i mean, loki's kind of hot...but he's a frost giant! 

Clint: KIND.......OF.......HOT??????

Natasha: just being honest!

Bruce: i mean those "ships" are just so weird and unreal...i mean science boyfriends? like thats ever gonna happen

Steve: im googling that now.

Thor: ME AND LOKI IS THORKI

Clint: thats just weird...

Natasha: he's your brother...

Thor: He's adopted...if you know what I mean (;

Steve: actually...science boyfriends seems okey...i mean its not impossible

Bruce: ......

Steve: c'mon, you guys are cute together, doing your science things and all that!

[Thor invites Loki]

Thor: BROTHER, help me prove that thorki is amazing!

Loki: OH NO. THATS GROSS. WE ARE BROTHERS.

Thor: ....

Bruce: ....

Natasha: .....

Clint: ......

Steve: ....

Thor: YOU CALLED ME BROTHER :D 

Loki: damn.

Thor: THORKI FOREVER.

Loki: i changed my mind, banner isnt the monster. i have created a mon- STOP HUGGING ME THOR, YOU ARE KILLING ME. I CANT BRE-

[Loki logged off]

Natasha: should we do something about that....?

Clint: nah, im gonna pop some tags

Bruce: only got twenty dollars in my pocket

Natasha: OH SHUT UP NOW.

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