[The Avengers logged on]
Tony: okey, thor is wearing shorts, we got steve some swimmies, CAN WE PLEASE START THE FUN NOW
Clint: im hungry, can we please get something to eat?
Bruce: im hungry too
Tony: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS
Clint: OH LOOK! there is a hot dog stand :D
Thor: I SHALL HAVE THIS HOT DOG ASWELL
Bruce: it will just take a minute tony ^^
Tony: fine then.......
[Cashier logged on]
Cashier: Hi, may I take your order?
Steve: ME FIRST ME FIRST
Natasha: I'll take two hot dogs
Steve: I. WAS. FIRST.
Natasha: sorry i forgot it was ladies FIRST.
Cashier: Do you want all the orders on one bill?
Bruce: tony *uses puppy eyes*
Tony: fine. i'll pay.
Bruce: WOHO :)
Steve: I want three hot dogs
Cashier: Five hot dogs so far, anyone else wanna order?
Bruce: I'll take three aswell!
Tony: same here!
Natasha: now i want three too!
Cashier: uhm...so three each? that makes twelve?
Bruce: congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader.
Thor: THESE THINGS ARE TINY, I NEED ATLEAST TEN
Clint: i want three, and ill take a coke too!
Natasha: oh yeah, i want a fanta
Bruce: same as natasha
Thor: I WANT YOUR BEST BEVERAGE IN YOUR BIGGEST GOBLET
Cashier: eh...pepsi?
Tony: did she just?!
Clint: SHE DID.
Tony: pepsi is not the best soda.
Clint: how can you even say such a horrible thing.
Steve: ill take a dr. pepper
Tony: ....
Clint: dr. frikkin. pepper?!
Tony: what is wrong with this world??
Clint: btw i wanna change my coke to a diet coke
Tony: just give me something with alcohol in
Cashier: uhm...so twentyfive hot dogs, one diet coke, two fantas, one dr.pepper, one large pepsi...and im sorry sir but we dont sell alcohol.
Tony: i will be dead before this day is over. ill take a coke then.
Clint: can i change my diet coke to coca-cola zero?
Cashier: okey, is that all?
Bruce: i want a fanta exotic instead of a normal fanta
Cashier: FINE. Okey here you go *hands over all the hot dogs and stuff* That will be $57.
Tony: send the bill to Stark tower, thanks.
Cashier: Sure Mr Stark!
[Cashier logged off]
Tony: ARE YOU ALL SATISFIED NOW. CAN WE PLEASE GO AND HAVE FUN
Steve: jeez tony, if we dont wait 20 minutes until we jump into the water we will all get cramps and die
Tony: ASDFGHJKL
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The avengers chat!
HumorSo this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what you think about it! And no matter how much I want to, I do sadly not own The Avengers or any of the other characters that might appear! :(