congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader.

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[The Avengers logged on]

Tony: okey, thor is wearing shorts, we got steve some swimmies, CAN WE PLEASE START THE FUN NOW

Clint: im hungry, can we please get something to eat?

Bruce: im hungry too

Tony: ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS

Clint: OH LOOK! there is a hot dog stand :D

Thor:  I SHALL HAVE THIS HOT DOG ASWELL

Bruce: it will just take a minute tony ^^

Tony: fine then.......

[Cashier logged on]

Cashier: Hi, may I take your order?

Steve: ME FIRST ME FIRST

Natasha: I'll take two hot dogs

Steve: I. WAS. FIRST.

Natasha: sorry i forgot it was ladies FIRST.

Cashier: Do you want all the orders on one bill?

Bruce: tony *uses puppy eyes*

Tony: fine. i'll pay.

Bruce: WOHO :)

Steve: I want three hot dogs

Cashier: Five hot dogs so far, anyone else wanna order?

Bruce: I'll take three aswell!

Tony: same here!

Natasha: now i want three too!

Cashier: uhm...so three each? that makes twelve?

Bruce: congratulations, you are smarter than a fifth grader.

Thor: THESE THINGS ARE TINY, I NEED ATLEAST TEN

Clint: i want three, and ill take a coke too!

Natasha: oh yeah, i want a fanta

Bruce: same as natasha

Thor: I WANT YOUR BEST BEVERAGE IN YOUR BIGGEST GOBLET

Cashier: eh...pepsi? 

Tony: did she just?!

Clint: SHE DID.

Tony: pepsi is not the best soda.

Clint: how can you even say such a horrible thing.

Steve: ill take a dr. pepper

Tony: ....

Clint: dr. frikkin. pepper?!

Tony: what is wrong with this world??

Clint: btw i wanna change my coke to a diet coke

Tony: just give me something with alcohol in

Cashier: uhm...so twentyfive hot dogs, one diet coke, two fantas, one dr.pepper, one large pepsi...and im sorry sir but we dont sell alcohol.

Tony: i will be dead before this day is over. ill take a coke then.

Clint: can i change my diet coke to coca-cola zero?

Cashier: okey, is that all?

Bruce: i want a fanta exotic instead of a normal fanta

Cashier: FINE. Okey here you go *hands over all the hot dogs and stuff*  That will be $57.

Tony: send the bill to Stark tower, thanks.

Cashier: Sure Mr Stark!

[Cashier logged off]

Tony: ARE YOU ALL SATISFIED NOW. CAN WE PLEASE GO AND HAVE FUN

Steve: jeez tony, if we dont wait 20 minutes until we jump into the water we will all get cramps and die

Tony: ASDFGHJKL

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