Oh I knew this was a bad idea.

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[Tony creates chatroom]

[Steve logged in]

[Bruce logged in]

[Thor logged in]

[Clint logged in]

[Natasha logged in]

Tony: so yeah, created this chatroom so we all could keep in touch!

Natasha: Tony...were all in SHIELDs flying fortress

Thor: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

Tony: excuse me for wanting to be social with all of my friends

Steve: ARE WE YOUR FRIENDS?

Bruce: please guys, turn off caps lock ._.

Thor: BRUCE, THERE IS A SMALL FACE AT THE END OF YOUR MESSAGE

Clint: Thor, it's a smiley and this isn't sorcery. It's called chatting.

Tony: Oh I knew this was a bad idea.

Steve: TONY, YOU CALLED US YOUR FRIENDS

Tony: OKEY YES. you guys are my friends. happy?-.-

Thor: THERE HE IS AGAIN, BUT NOW HE SEEMS TO BE A BIT ANNOYED

Natasha: Thor, it's a damn smiley.

Thor: WHO IS THIS SMILEY YOU ALL SEEM TO KNOW

Steve: I GOT IT. IT'S NOT A REAL PERSON. ITS SYMBOLS THAT LOOKS LIKE DIFFERENT FACES.

Bruce: congratulations -.- now turn of caps lock. just push the button.

Thor: I DONT GET IT

Steve: I got it! This is really fun. :) :) :) :)

Thor: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO TURN OFF THIS CAPS LOCK

Tony: Im telling JARVIS to send Thor and Steve a video to instruct you how to use the chat.

Steve: I SAID I GOT IT -.- -.- -.- :< 

Natasha: And Thor, you don't have to scream out everything you type

Thor: MY BODY IS CRAVING FOOD, I WILL RETURN TO THIS CHAT LATER

[Thor logged off]

Bruce: Oh thank god, The other guy was starting to get pissed.

Tony: ohh come on, just call him the hulk

Steve: I tots agree! (; (; (;

Tony: steve?! you are a grown up man around the age of 80 and you use words like "tots"?

Clinton: omg, TONY. the video you sent Steve & Thor shows the language of TEENAGE GIRLS.

Tony: WE HAVE TO STOP IT BEFORE THOR SEES IT.

[Tony logged off]

Bruce: RIGHT BEHING YOU.

[Bruce logged off]

Steve: im like sooooo buzyy, ttyl :***

[Steve logged off]

Natasha: so just you and me Clint.

Clint: yeahh...wanna go

Natasha: no. 

Clint: YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. WHAT IF I SHOULD HAVE SAID " WANNA GO AND BUY WEAPONS "

Natasha: were you gonna say that?

Clinton: IM TO OFFENDED TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION

Natasha: Wanna make out?

Clint: At your room in 5 min.

[Clint logged off]

*5 minutes later*

[Clint logged on]

Clint: WHAT THE HELL NATASHA?

Natasha: to offended to open that door. 

[Natasha logged off]

Clint: :(

[Clint logged off]

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