*Back at the helicarrier*
[The Avengers logged on]
[Loki logged on]
Tony: We are in really big trouble, eh?
Steve: I told you guys we should have just gone back here and baked rainbow cupcakes!
Thor: I do not see the trouble here, we were just playing a game? :o
Bruce: #bigtrouble #yolo
[Nick Fury logged on]
Clint: oh we are screwed
Fury: CORRECT AGENT BARTON. ONE OF MY TEAMS FOUND YOU GUYS FIGHTING ON THE NORTH POLE, OVER WHO WAS GOING TO KILL SANTA.
Steve: I didn't wanna kill him, I was defending his honor!:o
Loki: Shut it stripe pants!
Bruce: Stop trying to make stripe pants happen, it's not going to happen!
Fury: wait a second...WHY IS LOKI WITH YOU GUYS
Loki: oh damn
Fury: HE IS A LEVEL 7 PRISONER AND SHOULD BE KEPT IN A CELL
Loki: that is exactly what i said, but they forced me to join them!
Fury: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THE EARTH BUT IN LESS THAN A WEEK YOU HAVE MANAGED TO RELEASE A DANGEROUS PRISONER, DESTROY A WATER PARK AND ALMOST STARTED A WAR AGAINST SANTA.
Bruce: YOLOOOOOO
Fury: YOU ARE NOT GOING ON ANY STUPID MISSIONS LIKE THAT AGAIN OR I WILL MAKE SURE TO SPLIT THIS TEAM UP FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY AVENGERS
Natasha: Avengers.
Fury: QUIET AGENT ROMANOFF
Natasha: :p
Fury: I AM PUTTING YOU ON BABY SITTING DUTY NOW.
Clint: NO NO NO WHATEVER YOU DO NO
Natasha: PLEASE SORRY DIRECTOR FURY
Tony: What does he mean?
Fury: I WILL INFORM YOU WHAT I MEAN MR STARK.
Natasha: You can not be serious. I refuse to do it.
Fury: Next week a number of new agents will join us here and it will be your job to take care of them and show them around. Maybe that will make you stop behaving like little kids!
Thor: CAN WE PLAY WITH THEM? :D
Fury: They are not toys Thor, they are grown up men and women. More than I can say about you.
Tony: Get me a hot one!
Natasha: I don't want one and you can't force me.
Fury: Infact that is just what i can do, and I don't give a fuck about what you want.
Thor: What about my brother then?
Loki: YOU STUPID EXCUSE OF A GOD HE HAD FORGOT OF ME BUT YOU HAD TO MENTION ME
Fury: I got an idea. Congratulations Agent Romanoff, you will not be assigned a new agent.
Natasha: Thank you.
Fury: Instead you will have to watch Loki until we can figure out what to do with him.
Natasha: ....
Loki: .....
Natasha: THATISNOTINANYWAYCCEPTABLE
Loki: IWILLNOTBEWITHTHATREDHEADEDSHEDEVILFORAWHOLEWEEK
Fury: The decision is made and will not be changed.
[Fury logged off]
Natasha: YOU WILL DIE LOKI I SWEAR
Loki: YOU MEWLING QUIM I WILL SPLIT YOUR SKULL
Clint: Okey Natasha calm down sweetie, it will be a tough week but you'll make it.
Natasha: I HATE ALL OF YOU
[Natasha logged off]
Tony: You forget something ;)
[Natasha logged on]
Natasha: SHUT UP TONY AND LOKI YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HER NOW AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Loki: WHY SHOULD I DO WHAT YOU SAY
Natasha: OH DEAR GOD JUST DO WHAT I SAY AND FOLLOW ME OR ILL SEND YOU HOME TO DADDY ODIN IN MULTIPLE PIECES
[Natasha logged off]
Loki: I am not following her because she said so...it's because I want to do it...
[Loki logged off]
Clint: Oh I feel sorry for Loki..
Thor: AND NOW WE PLAY MORE WAR HUNT :D
Tony: Thor not no- OUCH I WILL GET MY ARMOR
Steve: NO I WILL NOT BE IN THIS I WILL BAKE CUPCAKES
Bruce: Baking and playing games with best friends LOL #swag
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The avengers chat!
HumorSo this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what you think about it! And no matter how much I want to, I do sadly not own The Avengers or any of the other characters that might appear! :(
