[The Avengers logged on]
Thor: Since my wish shall be everyone's command this day I wish to celerate this so called kirsmarch
Clint: wut?
Thor: I want kirsmarch.
Bruce: what does that even mean?
Thor: KIRSMARCH
[Thor invites Loki]
Thor: Brother stop fixing your hair and get me kirsmarch.
Loki: BUT IT'S RED.
Natasha: Do you mean christmas Thor?
Thor: That is what I said, kirsmarch.
Natasha: No, c-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s
Thor: KIRSMARCH
Natasha: fine, kirsmarch.
Tony: i'll send someone who can get a tree, food and presents, is that enough Thor?
Thor: I want to dance around the tree and I want the fat old man
Loki: Odin? MOHAHAHAHA I AM SO EVIL
Steve: SANTA CLAUS :D
[Steve invites Santa Claus]
Santa: Hohoho merry christmas!
Thor: OMG OMG OMG FANGIRLING
Santa: wait a second. it's not christmas yet?
Thor: TELL HIM LOKI, TELL HIM ITS KIRSMARCH
Loki: we drank, we played a game and we lost. now we must be his slaves for the day.
Santa: sucks to be you.
Tony: hey don't be mean!
Clint: Santa?
Santa: Yes?
Clint: Did you bring my present?
Santa: uhm...of course i did...just wait a moment
Clint: ohmigosh presents!!!!!
Santa: Here, take this!
Clint: WHAT COULD IT BE? :D:D:D
Thor: I WANT TOO
Clint: it's...an empty matchbox...
Santa: It's not empty...It's filled with your imagination!
Clint: Bu-
Santa: IMAGINATION
Loki: It's as empty as your brain MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony: shut up Natasha.
Loki: ...
Natasha: I am more than just red hair!
Tony: calm down Lindsay Lohan
Natasha: SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE SAME RED COLOR AS ME
Tony: does too!
Natasha: does not!
Tony: she's got some sort of red hair anyways
Natasha: shut it.
Tony: okey, Kim Possible.
Bruce: Tony be nice.
Tony: why is Steve crying in the corner?
Steve: I WANT A PRESENT TOO
Santa: If you all go to sleep I'll promise that when you wake up you'll all have presents.
Steve: YEEEEY :D
Tony: but its like two in the afternoon
Steve: DONT QUESTION THE MIGHTY SANTA
Thor: EVERYONE SHALL GO TO SLEEP
Bruce: but im not tired
Thor: THOU SHALL OBEY ME
*The avengers fall asleep*
Loki: Santa?
Santa: YES.
Loki: Can I wish for whatever I want?
Santa: yes, unless it's a gay unicorn that poops rainbows.
Loki: Just...is there any way...to make me a true Asgardian? I mean... not a frost giant.
Santa: I'm sorry, but no.
Loki: Okey...it's fine.
Thor: NO ITS NOT FINE YOU DONT WANNA BE A FROST GIANT AND I CANT DO ANYTHING I WANNA CRY I MEAN YOU ARE PERFECT LOKI NO MATHER WHAT I WILL LOVE YOU BROTHER DONT THINK YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE A FROST GIANT THIS IS SO SAD MY HEART IS PROBABLY GOING TO BREAK OH MY ODIN LOKI I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU *hugs Loki with his full strength*
Loki: I will kill you if you tell anyone about this.
Thor: I LOVE YOU TOO
YOU ARE READING
The avengers chat!
HumorSo this is what happens when The Avengers ( and other people :3 ) chat with eachother. Please comment what you think about it! And no matter how much I want to, I do sadly not own The Avengers or any of the other characters that might appear! :(
