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[Loki logged on]

[Pepper logged on]

Thor: Your hair turned out fabulous brother! Red is truly your color.

Loki: I feel fabulous!

Clint: Natasha how about we go get a room?

Loki: Barton stop.

Clint: We could pretend we were in Budapest ;)

Loki: CLINT LET GO OF ME. PLEASE MOVE YOUR HAND.

Natasha: what the fuck are you doing clint?

Clint: oh my god it's two natashas :o

Loki: I AM NO NATASHA

Clint: but who is the real one?:OOOO

Natasha: Clint it's me!

Loki: CLINT TAKE TWO BIG STEPS AWAY FROM ME

Tony: maybe coloring your hair was a bad idea...clint seems confused

Clint: WHO SHOULD I CHOOSE? may th-

Tony: DONT. YOU. DARE.

Clint: MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY FAVOUR.

Pepper: Just because you happen to be good with a bow doesn't mean you can quo-

Clint: THEY ARE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Pepper: That doesn't even make sense!

 Clint: Neither does your faaaace!

Tony: Just ignore him, that's what I do.

Bruce: Steve? Steve? STEVE LOOK AT ME.

Steve: Hi there

Bruce: Do..do..do I have pretty eyes?

Steve: uhm...perhaps...i havent really checked...

Bruce: YOU THINK IM UGLY YOU HATE ME WHY DO THE WORLD HATE ME

Steve: Sorry! I mean your eyes are so pretty, it's like looking at...eh..at a...i dunno, something pretty?

Natasha: Lets just play your stupid game Tony so I can have you all as my slaves.

Loki: Wait, so if I win, I can command you to do anything I want?

Tony: ...yes...

Steve: This probably wasn't the smartest decision we have made.

Tony: Let me go get some knives and we can start.

[Tony logged off]

Pepper: Knives?! 

Loki: KNIVES? :D I approve this game.

Clint: I know you do sweetie.

Loki: :s

[Tony logged on]

Tony: Lets start....THE KNIFE GAME!

Steve: I GOT THAT REFERENCE!

Tony: It wasn't a reference?

Steve: So it's a coincidence that the game involves a knife and is called the knife game?! I THINK NOT.

Tony: Anyways...put your left hand on the floor and spread out your fingers, then you take the knife and stabs it between the spaces like this. *shows it to the others* If you stab your finger you are out. Are you guys ready? We'll keep on going until only one is left. 

Natasha: I'm so gonna win this, you could just gi- CLINT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO IT ON YOUR OWN HAND

Clint: I cant find my hand.

Tony: Three, two, one, GO!

Clint: OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHH THATS MY HAND

Pepper: OH MY GOD CLINT. His finger is almost chopped off!

Natasha: He'll be fine, if he doesn't shut up soon his finger wont be the only thing chopped off.

Thor: Be careful brother, I do not wish to see your fingers not attached to your hands.

Loki: SILENT. I knew the hands were involved all along, you thought you could fo- HOLY SHIT IT HURTS. SON OF A ODIN. SOMEONE PULL OUT THE KNIFE.

Thor: I want to help you, but I really wish to have slaves for a day.

Loki: CLINT PULL IT OUT.

Clint: OKEY!        IT STILL HURTS.

Loki: I MEANT MY KNIFE NOT YOUR FINGER

Steve: I dont want my fingers chopped off :'((( IM OUT.

Pepper: Same here, what were you thinking Tony?! 

Tony: I am an adult so I can do whatever I want. That includes playi- GOD. PEPPER POUR SOME ALCOHOL ON MY FINGER OH MY GOD.

Natasha: So it's just Thor, Anger issues and me left, just as easy as stealing secret government paper from Germany.

Bruce: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME.

Natasha: I CALLED YOU ANGER ISSUES, GOT A PROBLEM, HUH?!

Bruce: KFANFJKHBDSLIJFHKÖLKFHDLFNJAÖSFNJK

Tony: Nice done Natasha, now we have an enormous green rage monster WITH A KNIFE!

Steve: MR HULK PLEASE PUT DOWN THE KNIFE

Bruce: APFKANHBFLSDAIJSALJDFKASIJFDASODFASFDÖ

Natasha: MOTHERFU- MUST KEEP GOING.

Pepper: Natasha you do realise you have a KNIFE IN YOUR ARM.

Natasha: THE RULES SAID THAT IF YOU HIT YOUR FINGER WITH A KNIFE YOU WERE OUT

Steve: NATASHA YOUR ARM IS SHAKING AND OMG THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD

Natasha: I'm fine! It's not like I'm go- *suddenly she faints*

Steve: WE NEED A HOSPITAL

Loki: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PULL OUT THE KNIFE

Thor: I won :D I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON

Tony: And we have a winner...THOR ODINSON

Clint: Have anyone seen my finger? I kinda need it.

Thor: LETS ALL GO TO BED SO IT WILL BE TOMORROW SO YOU WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES

Pepper: What about Natasha? Shouldn't we do something about the knife in her arm!

Tony: You heard her, she's fine!

Bruce: AÖFOIOKSANJAOÖISPJDLFAÖSHFIJ_LASF

Tony: Oh right, you're still here. MR HULK WE ARE GONNA SLEEP NOW, PLEASE DONT SMASH ANYTHING

Bruce: hmmmhjmhmhmhmhmhmh

Tony: Thank you.

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