A few years back, this happened

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A few years ago my cousin told me a song that's a parody of jingle bells and apparently her friend had told her... And now everybody i know basically knows it

I put it in a comment on YouTube and someone asked me when was the album coming out XD

So now I'm putting it here:

"Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into trees

The snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head,
Hey!

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Santa Clause is dead!
Rudolph got a 42 and shot him in the head
Hey!

Barbie Doll,
Barbie Doll
Tried to save his life
But G.I. Joe from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife!"

(we totally weren't crazy when we were younger)

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