A few years ago my cousin told me a song that's a parody of jingle bells and apparently her friend had told her... And now everybody i know basically knows it
I put it in a comment on YouTube and someone asked me when was the album coming out XD
So now I'm putting it here:
"Dashing through the snow
On a broken pair of skis
Over the hills we go,
Crashing into treesThe snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head,
Hey!Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Santa Clause is dead!
Rudolph got a 42 and shot him in the head
Hey!Barbie Doll,
Barbie Doll
Tried to save his life
But G.I. Joe from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife!"(we totally weren't crazy when we were younger)
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