Person 1: Wear a different perfume when you commit murder
Person 2: also wear shoes that aren't your size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
Person 3: What the heck is this? A "how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??"
Person 4: What? Helping others is always nice.
Also if you know someone you can't stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene
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