Random Stuff :P

they're coming for meh

My friend and I were talking on the phone five minutes ago

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Me: Hello, Hello, this is the Phone Girl

Him: *phone guy accent* Seriously? Go away, this is my pizzeria. I get to tell these guards how they're gonna die.

Me: ...

Fine then.

Wrong pizzeria *throws phone down as if I'm hanging up*

*picks phone back up and puts it to ear again*

Him: ...

She's still there, isn't she?

Me: *trying not to laugh*

Him: well uh I'm just gonna go pretend the animatronics are killing me but actually commit suicide

Me: k

Him: *makes it sound like he shot himself*

*does the animatronic moans and stuff as if they're attacking*

Me: ...

Cool, he's dead! :3

Him: no I'm not

Me: ;-;

Well then-

Him: and uh you might wanna check that door

Me: ...

Him: wink wink

Me: ...

Him: Yeah I'd be checking that door if I were you

Especially if Freddy was there

Which he is

Me: seriously bruh? T.T

Him: yeah

Me: k Imma go check but I'm taking a stick pony with me

*time skip cuz I'm too lazy to type what happened next*

~A few minutes later~

Him: okay so is there anything on your bed

Me: nope. So Imma check under the bed for those creepy little Freddy things

Him: uh ok

Me: *gets down on hands and knees*

*screams like a little five year old and hangs up call to make it seem as if something happened to me*

*he calls back a minute or two later*

Me: *picks up phone*

Him: uh, (name)-

Me: yeah sorry bout that I kinda saw the little Freddy's and that's why I hung up-

Him: uh WHY DID MY DOORS AND WINDOWS JUST FLY OPEN?

Me: Oh and I may have told them to go to your house *snickers*

*he doesn't respond for a while*

*mumbling on other end of line*

Me: *realizes it doesn't sound like my friend and puts it on speakers*

*whispering* "(name)...

(name)...

this is the purple man..."

Me: *grins* COOL! ((See this is why if FNAF was real I wouldn't be alive right now))

*line goes silent for a while*

Me: (friend's name)?

(Friend's name), are you there?

*mumbles to self* I think he's dead...

Kewl-

*loud whispering* "(NAME), WE'RE COMING FOR YOU" *line cuts to static*

Me: ...

COOL!!!

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