Who cares about the timeline at this point? Let's just get into it..
The holly jolly family who's chaotic nature blows the wind away, decides go camping for funsies
T: Where's our tent supplies? D:
J: Did you-oh I DONT KNOW- check the bag that has a sticky note that YOU wrote that says "tEnT suPpLiEs"?
T: No one asked you-
L: Look at the tree. It's a tree :3
G: It sure is, sparkle.
T: You guys didn't forget the marshtatos did you..?
J: We didn't. We just made a collective decision to NOT give you any 👺
T: wE jUsT mAdE a CoLLecTive dEciSioN tO nOt gIve yOu aNy~ shut the fu-
G: OOOOOKAYYY let's just calm down and-
T: Shut up, Goldie 👺
G: Oh! So that's what we're doing now?!
L: GUYSSS STOP FIGHTING IT MAKES ME SAD AND IT MAKES MY WRIST HURTT ☹️
G: Ohhh. Well- when it doubt, pinkie out ☝️
Goldie stuck up her pinkie as Lee stared at them, and then burst out laughing
Tae suddenly fell asleep, just like she always does on Voicechat (VC) when she SWEARS she's not sleepy
L: ......
G: Well thats news
J: Can I use the soundboard to wake her stupid ass up?
G: We're in the wilderness in a mediocre oneshot world, not in the discord group cha-
J: DONTTT tell me what I can and cant do 👺
Jonas walked up to Tae, who was snoozing, lying on the grass knocked out
J: Ahem- AYYYYYYY MACARENA-
T: AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL WHO DIED WHAT TIME IS IT WHAT IS TOMORROW WHO IS TODAY WHEN- oh, it was just YOU..🙄
J: Mmmmmmhmmmmm😌
T: I don't enjoy your company 👺
J: Ditto, shortstack 👺
G: You guys say that every time and yet you still talk to each other and laugh about the same stuff-
L: Yeah, Goldie has a point
T + J: No we don't! I can't stand this one! He/She gets on my nerves! I don't like being friends with her/him!
L: Yeahhhhhhh......
G: Surreeeeee, whatever you say.......
T: Whatever! Im gonna go walk around, maybe I'll find a lost bear that's better company than you guys! 👺
J: Dont hurry back. Please. 😁
T: dOnt hUrrY bAck- asshol-
Suddenly Tae stopped dead in her tracks when she saw a tall ass bear standing in front of her
She stood paralyzed and terrified
L: How did that even get here-
G: Oneshot logic
J: Or just Tae's stupid logic
L: Ohhh...wait- TAE'S GONNA GET HURT! JONAS GO DO SOMETHING!!
J: Why do I have to do it?!
G: Cause then if you DONT, you wont have anyone to bother you!
J: Ehhh, I see a bunch of POSITIVE things in my future if I just sit back and watch...
G + L: JONAS!!
G: What happened to that nO oNe bULliEs mY pLatOniC LiTtLe sIstEr eXcEpT mE vibe?
J: Ehhh. That flame extinguished soon as Tae started talking to me-
L: Pleaseeee partner. Do it for Tae. 🥺 And me- but mostly Tae 🥺
Jonas rolled his eyes and threw Tae's squishmallow- ya know, the one she literally CANNOT live without- at the bear, somehow distracting it and it turned away
G: YAYYYY S*IT DIDNT GO SIDEWAYS!!
Tae was finally able to move and collected herself
T: Yayyy, I'm alive in one piece!! :D Thanks Jonas ! 😁
J: Don't get your it twisted, small fry. I did it because Lee would have been sad. If anything I'd LET you get mauled by a bea-
G: He said he would be really sad if it happened and that he secretly likes talking to you
J: SHHHHHH- I MEAN- NO I DIDNT-!
T: Seeeeeee? I told you! Everyone likes me 😌
J: Well then you better delete me from that list-
L: HEY GUYS LOOK, A STAR!
They all look up to see one singular star instead of hundreds in the sky
T: Kinda reminds me of my earrings 🤩
J: Allllways gotta make everything about you dont ya 👺
T: OKAY, YA KNOW WHAT-
THE END !
(im dying laughing 💀)
woof
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
