It was 2 am and Floyd was having trouble falling asleep, because he had a nightmare about how he was taken hostage again
Floyd: No..No..NO! STAY BACK!
JD: What the f***?
Floyd: Oh. My bad, I had a nightmare...
Bruce: Yeah, no kidding! I heard you sleep singing. 🎶 tHis is fOr aLl tHe lOneLy pEoPle🎶 or some s***....
Floyd: Yeah, sorry guys. I was just..so scared....
Clay: No need to be scared. Those betty spaghetty pool noodle asses are in jail.
Branch: Yeah, nothing's gonna get my bro.
Floyd: Thanks guys...
JD: Want us to sing you a lullaby?
Floyd: Ok, John-
JD: What? That's what we used to do when one of you buttbrains had a nightmare..!
Clay: Square, we're grown men!
JD: So? Doesn't mean we cant have fun together! Remember that UNO game? That was a blast!
Branch: We scared off the pizza guy...
JD: Exactly! That's what made it fun
Floyd Chuckled At His Brother's
Floyd: Ya know what? Maybe a lullaby doesn't seem so bad...
Bruce: Great! What song?
Clay: Should it be a song from a musical?
Branch: It should. Actual lullabies suck ass.
JD: LETS DO A SONG FROM ANNIE!
Branch: Which version-
JD: The superior one. Duh!
His Brother Stare At The Square Blankly
JD: The 2014 one, you chuckleheads!
All: OHHHHHH!
🎶 So maybe now this prayer's
The last one of its kind
Won't you please 🎶Come get your baby?
Wont you please come get your baby?🎶
🎶Maybe🎶
Floyd Smiles As The Bros Finish Their Song And He Drifts Off To Sleep
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Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
