John Dory was seen laughing his ass off and Floyd was just confused since everyone else was trying to sleep
Floyd: What's got you giggling?
JD: I'm watching a sitcom!
Bruce: Ugh, if you arent watching any crime podcasts, don't get me started.
JD: Oh, but Bruce this sitcom is BETTER!
Clay: Really now? Well what's the name?
Branch: Yeah, Squarefish. It better be good if you wont stop talking about it.
JD: I'm watching iCarly!
Floyd:...
Bruce: ...
Clay....
Branch... SERIOUSLY? THATS WYY YOU WONT STOP F***ING TALKING?!!
JD: Listen, it's good! Especially that episode with the lobster-
Clay: Put a can in it, square fish. We're trying to sleep.
JD: Fine! But you're ALL gonna regret this..! MUAHAHAHSHAHSH 👺
Branch: Whatever...
An hour passes and suddenly, Branch slightly opens his eyes to a weird ass lobster hovering over him
JD: hi.
Branch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJESUSJOSEZPANDMARY ITS A FREAKING LOBSTER, HELP
JD: (takes off mask) Gotcha!
Branch:......
YOU STUPID SQUARE-HEADED MOTHERF***ER IM GONNA BEAT THE LIVING S**T OUT OF YOU IM GONNA RIP YOUR HAIR OUT MAKE A SWEATER OUT OF IT AND MAKE YOU WEAR IT YOU SON OF A BI-
In the end, Branch chased John Dory around Rhonda for 30 minutes for being a dumbass. Lesson of the day? Don't watch sitcoms 👹 (Unless its iCarly)
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