As soon as the limosnail pulled into the parking lot, both Brozone and Galzone stepped out wearing suits and dresses
JD: Well, gals, here we are!!
FW: A giant rolypoly...
SP: Not JUST a rolypoly, the Rolydome ✨
C: Getting invited to THIS place means you're automatically COOL!
DJ: How'd you guys even get invited to this place?
SY: Yeah, isn't this place for the bands the receive an award for most streamed in the past year?
CL: I get people listen to your songs a real lot, but...how exactly did you get the invitation? Theres a lot of other artists out there?
All: UhhhhHhshshshJahhhhHhHhhh....
The Brozone brothers stare at each other and look at the sky, getting the flashback
~ Flashback to last week, around 11 PM, the bros were staying up trying to get a reservation spot for the "All Time Greatest Artists Gala" ~
C: Cmon, Square call the f**king number!!
JD: Theres like a bajillion phone numbers that end in 455! It could be any one of these!
SP: Well, try them all!!
Baby Branch wakes up from his slumber
BH: Floyd, what are we doing exactly? Why are they trying to dial numbers that end in 455?
F: Well- you know that award for most streamed artist that some bands and singers recieve?
C: Yeah, the rewards WE didnt get! What kind of bulls**t is that?!
SP: Exactly! What kind of d**k-brained idiot doesn't listen to Brozone!
JD: So as the amazing brother that I am, I may..or may NOT have stolen one of the awards!
SP: But we're comPLETELY justified! Who does Madonna thinks she is for taking the number one spot!
C: Same with Will Smith and 5ive! Who the s**t is 5ive anyways?!
JD: And apparently runner-ups dont get awards! How did we get FIFTH F**KING PLACE
F:......And THERE you have it! 😁
BH: Wait...you guys STOLE an award?! 😨
C: And the tray of fishsticks too! 😁
BH: Oh. Niceeee. But that still doesn't explain why we're dialing numbers that end in 455...
F: Ohhh that. They're having a huge party at the Rolydome for all the top artists and they get to each get to bring 5 additional guests! And then there's a bunch of other boring executives and celebrities that are irrelevant! 😁
SP: And since we're technically BORROWING a trophy, we should be able to get in! Besides I bet 5ive wont even notice we took it and replaced the golden plate! ☝️😌
C: Thats cause you weren't the who snuck into their dressing room...!
BH: I wanna go to the party !! :D
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Trolls: Brozone Oneshots
Humorthis is just a collage of brozone (as adults and as children) being pure idiots 💀 book cover and storywriting by yours truly 💞 (@tae_) ‼️ TROLLS BELONGS TO DWA ‼️
